{004} - [Voice / Action for Triton's Mistress]

[chasing_waterfalls]

Our crew's gotten so tiny. I wonder if there has to be a set number for a crew to be called a crew...

Hopefully everyone's okay and back home. I miss them, but I know lots of others here have people they miss, either from home or from meeting here.

[He sighs quietly.]

Um. I hope everyone's been all right, otherwise.

...maybe I'll do some baking to get my mind off of things.


Oh! Miss Cat, did you get your book back?

Comments

[hollywood_bro]

Man, you're askin' the wrong dude. How am I supposed to know?

I mean, I guess if he's a corpse then he was dead, and then he was undead, but now he's been defeated so I guess he's dead again? How does killing corpses even work?

[chasing_waterfalls]

I don't know! I've never met any corpses before!!

[redcinemareel]

[SIGHS]

Just because his name was Corpse King did not mean he was, himself, a corpse.

[chasing_waterfalls]

[Hello there new voice.]

O-oh, really? Um, then what about Davy Jones?

[hollywood_bro]

So then, he was like, the King of corpses, but not a corpse himself? Ok, that makes sense.

The thing about Davy Jones is... no one knows. I mean, there was this weird illusion of him once. I think it was during the ghost race thing? Or maybe while we were fighting the sea witch? Damn, I can't remember.

[chasing_waterfalls]

Race? A sea witch? ...I guess those must have happened before I arrived.

[hollywood_bro]

Yeah, they happened awhile ago.

See, I was sorta here, for like... a long time. Then I left and now I'm back again. So I missed the thing with the Corpse King, but I basically know everything else.

I mean, like... everything I can actually remember. Important stuff like fashion and who's dating who. Who cares about the bad guys?

[chasing_waterfalls]

Ah, I see...

Well, that sort of thing certainly seems nicer to remember than the bad things, definitely.

[hollywood_bro]

Right, I mean. Like, I'm way more interested in what everyone was wearing to the Valentine's Day competition than in some old Corpse King anyway.

I can't believe we lost in the first round. We were better dressed than anyone else there.

[chasing_waterfalls]

Well, the Corpse King's been dealt with anyway, and hopefully it stays that way.

...oh, did you? That's unfortunate. I think I missed it, but my captain was there. What sort of competition was it?

[hollywood_bro]

Yeah, I wasn't there for that, but I don't think I would've wanted to be.

It was a competition for couples. I don't know what happened after the matching outfits thing.

[chasing_waterfalls]

For couples? Must have been nice...

[hollywood_bro]

It was fun while it lasted. Nothing like taking a stroll on the catwalk with my girl.

[chasing_waterfalls]

Oh, so you took part in it!

[hollywood_bro]

Of course we did. No one there could hold a candle to how awesome we looked. I don't know what those judges were thinkin'.

[redcinemareel]

What about him? He's DEAD, but has a difficult time acting like it.

[As if she's one to talk.]

[chasing_waterfalls]

Well yes- he's...still around, right?

[redcinemareel]

Who knows. He might be right behind you.

[chasing_waterfalls]

What-?!

[He may or may not have turned to look.]

N-no he isn't!

[redcinemareel]

[...did he really? Too funny!]

Are you sure? Are there any dark spots on your vessel?

[chasing_waterfalls]

...w-what do you mean..?

[redcinemareel]

He could just be hiding.

[chasing_waterfalls]

[Whimper.]

[redcinemareel]

[There is a silence on her end for a moment, because she's rolling her eyes.]

You're already making a terrible pirate.

[chasing_waterfalls]

I never wanted to be a pirate! Besides, I don't see what that has to do with being a pirate anyway!