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piratejournal2015-02-19 01:12 pm
cherrybombpie) wrote in piratejournal2015-02-19 01:12 pm
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♥ 007 | voice; backdated to the 14th, action for the Katabami
[The familiar voice of one Kodachi, the Black Rose, suddenly makes itself known throughout the realm through the journals. Did she mean for this to happen? No, not at all. Would she regret this accidental recording? Probably not, but her ally might.]
[The transmission begins with her humming to herself. There's the sound of the Nav activating, and then - ]
Oh, my Valentine's Day gifts have arrived! Ice cream! Such a nice green color!
[It is, of course, better that she doesn't reveal its flavor ... ]
Mitsunari-san! I have something for you to try! Look at this ice cream~!
[Mitsunari has never had ice cream. He's never had the opportunity to try it, but that's fine by him, because he's never wanted any to begin with. So when he sees the very green dessert Kodachi's gotten ahold of, he isn't particularly impressed. He doesn't have any idea that its interesting hue is maybe just a little out of the ordinary, either.]
...What? [He wonders why she's bothering him with this. If she wants it taste-tested or something, there's other people around who would be much more willing to do so than him, right? Dismissively, he says:] Give it to someone else.
[You can practically hear the pout in Kodachi's voice as she replies:] But I ordered it especially for you. Won't you at least try it?
[...She did what now? Always full of surprises, Kodachi.] I do not recall asking for this. [It can't be seen, but he gestures vaguely at the ice cream.] I don't want any.
[Just silence. One could probably assume by listening to their exchange that she was making sad faces at him, with pouty lips and doe eyes.]
[Mitsunari is stubborn enough to let this go on without feeling even remotely bad about it... but for how long?]
[Several minutes pass, and one can only guess that she's continuing to follow him around, ice cream in hand and imploring expression upon her face.]
[He dutifully ignores her until it starts getting kind of ridiculous (is she a baby duckling or something?) and he decides to just try the stupid green food he didn't even ask for.] Enough. Give it to me.
[So Mitsunari -- poor, unknowing Mitsunari -- tries the ice cream. If only he were aware of what that green dye signified. What Kodachi apparently does not feel the need to tell him is that this is not anything like pistachio or mint flavored ice cream. Oh no. This is wasabi ice cream.] ...What did you -- ?! [Why is this alleged dairy product burning his mouth? With a frustrated huff, he shoves the bowl of ice cream back at Kodachi with only a single question in mind for her.] Why.
[The only answer thus far is Kodachi's trademark laugh.]
OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
[The transmission begins with her humming to herself. There's the sound of the Nav activating, and then - ]
Oh, my Valentine's Day gifts have arrived! Ice cream! Such a nice green color!
[It is, of course, better that she doesn't reveal its flavor ... ]
Mitsunari-san! I have something for you to try! Look at this ice cream~!
[Mitsunari has never had ice cream. He's never had the opportunity to try it, but that's fine by him, because he's never wanted any to begin with. So when he sees the very green dessert Kodachi's gotten ahold of, he isn't particularly impressed. He doesn't have any idea that its interesting hue is maybe just a little out of the ordinary, either.]
...What? [He wonders why she's bothering him with this. If she wants it taste-tested or something, there's other people around who would be much more willing to do so than him, right? Dismissively, he says:] Give it to someone else.
[You can practically hear the pout in Kodachi's voice as she replies:] But I ordered it especially for you. Won't you at least try it?
[...She did what now? Always full of surprises, Kodachi.] I do not recall asking for this. [It can't be seen, but he gestures vaguely at the ice cream.] I don't want any.
[Just silence. One could probably assume by listening to their exchange that she was making sad faces at him, with pouty lips and doe eyes.]
[Mitsunari is stubborn enough to let this go on without feeling even remotely bad about it... but for how long?]
[Several minutes pass, and one can only guess that she's continuing to follow him around, ice cream in hand and imploring expression upon her face.]
[He dutifully ignores her until it starts getting kind of ridiculous (is she a baby duckling or something?) and he decides to just try the stupid green food he didn't even ask for.] Enough. Give it to me.
[So Mitsunari -- poor, unknowing Mitsunari -- tries the ice cream. If only he were aware of what that green dye signified. What Kodachi apparently does not feel the need to tell him is that this is not anything like pistachio or mint flavored ice cream. Oh no. This is wasabi ice cream.] ...What did you -- ?! [Why is this alleged dairy product burning his mouth? With a frustrated huff, he shoves the bowl of ice cream back at Kodachi with only a single question in mind for her.] Why.
[The only answer thus far is Kodachi's trademark laugh.]
OHOHOHOHOHOHO!