Marco the Phoenix (
fierybluebird) wrote in
piratejournal2014-12-03 04:37 am
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As Captain // Voice
Since you lot of scalliwags were actually crazy enough to elect me as captain, the first order of business is a drinking and coloring contest. No, I'm not joking. All pictures will be judged by the wide audience network on the journals. They must be colorful, because everything is better with sparkles.
Second order is Thatch is in charge of booty patrol. No, not treasure. Booty.
Third is Sunshine gets to do whatever she wants. Promotion to Princess of Universe, yoi.
Fourth is whoever makes Ikki smile first -- genuine smile, not pushing his cheeks back which I don't recommend or he might bite you, gets a fifty dub reward.
Speaking of which, we are actually going to do something to make money now, now just sit around spending it all the damn time. I swear Ace and Pops go through gold like it's sake. You can all suggest anything you'd like, or blatantly refuse to do, but if the ideas aren't fun, I'll just take the booty patrol out and have them work it. [What the fuck does that mean? No. No. Don't ask.]
And lastly now that I have the journal's attention, [And to much surprise and irony, Marco's tone finally shifts out of his eternal damnable deadpan to something almost smooth and amused. This can't be good.] I'd like to speak with a certain gorgeous redhead and anyone else interested in pirate alliances between crews, eh?
[Oh and if you thought he was done? No. He submits the first coloring entry.... because of course he does.]

[Well you must admit it is.... colorful.]
Second order is Thatch is in charge of booty patrol. No, not treasure. Booty.
Third is Sunshine gets to do whatever she wants. Promotion to Princess of Universe, yoi.
Fourth is whoever makes Ikki smile first -- genuine smile, not pushing his cheeks back which I don't recommend or he might bite you, gets a fifty dub reward.
Speaking of which, we are actually going to do something to make money now, now just sit around spending it all the damn time. I swear Ace and Pops go through gold like it's sake. You can all suggest anything you'd like, or blatantly refuse to do, but if the ideas aren't fun, I'll just take the booty patrol out and have them work it. [What the fuck does that mean? No. No. Don't ask.]
And lastly now that I have the journal's attention, [And to much surprise and irony, Marco's tone finally shifts out of his eternal damnable deadpan to something almost smooth and amused. This can't be good.] I'd like to speak with a certain gorgeous redhead and anyone else interested in pirate alliances between crews, eh?
[Oh and if you thought he was done? No. He submits the first coloring entry.... because of course he does.]

[Well you must admit it is.... colorful.]

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No one knows what they're doing. They either figure it out as they go, pretend they have it, or ignore the fact that they have absolutely no idea what they're doing.
I promise.
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Now the trick is to just go with it.
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[He feels better, not the least bit panicked anymore.]
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And so is Robin. Actually I even envy Robin's ability to do that. Have you ever seen her sprout extra limbs? It's really something.
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[He isn't sure he's met her. If he did, it was long ago.]
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She's in Ace's little brother's crew. She wears a cowboy hat like Ace sometimes, and she's only a little shorter than me.
She's my girlfriend. [Marco plz.] I think she sent you some books before. Treasure Island, and Moby Dick.
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Hmmm. Girlfriend? So...[His mind needs to make connection ] You like her, like I like Lea?
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When I dyed my hair black to bring Thatch back, and you thought I got dirty as Xifer, Thatch was claiming the reason I went black was because I was pining after her.
He's such an idiot, yoi.
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Kinda funny. So I should meet her sometime. I think. Because you tell me about her sometimes. She likes to fly, right?
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You can tell her you're my son. She should figure out who you are instantly from that.
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[That'd be cool, he's always telling people about Lea or Jesse.]
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I had to stop talking Thatch's ear off and give him a break sometime, yoi.
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Wow, I didn't think you'd tell her about me.
[Or anyone really. He thinks he can just blend in.]
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[As if Marco hasn't noticed.]
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But no, no matter how often I go without saying anything, you're never far out of my mind.
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It means it doesn't matter where you are, I'll always love you, and always worry about you.
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Even all my brothers, all the thousands of them. I know Izou, Vista, Blamenco, Curiel, and the others are looking after them, and that time is frozen, but I wish they were here to enjoy to it too.
And I worried about the strongest man in the world all the time. Even when he's dead in my time, since I know time isn't so strict, I worry about how I'd make this place home for him too, or if I'd even get that chance. And I worry about making him proud, whether he'll ever see it or not.
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