piratejournal | As Captain // Voice

Since you lot of scalliwags were actually crazy enough to elect me as captain, the first order of business is a drinking and coloring contest. No, I'm not joking. All pictures will be judged by the wide audience network on the journals. They must be colorful, because everything is better with sparkles.

Second order is Thatch is in charge of booty patrol. No, not treasure. Booty.

Third is Sunshine gets to do whatever she wants. Promotion to Princess of Universe, yoi.

Fourth is whoever makes Ikki smile first -- genuine smile, not pushing his cheeks back which I don't recommend or he might bite you, gets a fifty dub reward.

Speaking of which, we are actually going to do something to make money now, now just sit around spending it all the damn time. I swear Ace and Pops go through gold like it's sake. You can all suggest anything you'd like, or blatantly refuse to do, but if the ideas aren't fun, I'll just take the booty patrol out and have them work it. [What the fuck does that mean? No. No. Don't ask.]

And lastly now that I have the journal's attention, [And to much surprise and irony, Marco's tone finally shifts out of his eternal damnable deadpan to something almost smooth and amused. This can't be good.] I'd like to speak with a certain gorgeous redhead and anyone else interested in pirate alliances between crews, eh?

[Oh and if you thought he was done? No. He submits the first coloring entry.... because of course he does.]

[Well you must admit it is.... colorful.]

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I'm assuming you traced your hand to get the outline.

Nay, I did it by hand.

[GET IT? GET IT?!?!?]

[She somewhat gets it.]

What else could you do by hand?

Whatever I felt like.

Flowers, probably.

[Because flowers.]

Something like daisy I suppose could be easy enough to draw, other flowers would be considerably harden, don't you think. Given a lot of flowers have harder shapes.

I don't have trouble with shapes.

[He says it so seriously....]

Then try and draw something like a lily. They are very pretty.

How's this? We put several around the memorial for my father, as his theme was all things white.

That s a very lovely drawing. You had more skill than I excepted.

[She paused slightly before writing again.]

That sounds nice, I mean not so much because it's a funeral but that it was put there because of the theme.

Aye, I am sure he would love them.

Even if we didn't put them in rum and sake bottles the way he would have preferred. Too many pirates around, someone would have wanted to see if there was any booze left to steal.

Do pirates really like their booze then? I mean if they would have done something like that if you had done it.

Oh yes, they are completely insane when it comes to alcohol.

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