piratejournal | [013 || Written]

Dear magic diary that the entire world can read, so no, I shan't be writing down my innermost thoughts, you great dirty wanker,

I'm bored. I've exhausted my supply of spellbooks and I think if I see the words 'Defense', 'Dark' or 'Arts' again in the near future, I shall blast them straight from the page. Or hex the person's mouth shut who dared to say them in my presence.

I believe it might be time to check with Miss Margie again to see if she has anything more advanced available. Or at the very least, perhaps I should see about setting up a potions lab onboard. I'm dreadfully behind in that subject, which is utter bollocks considering it's the best one. I don't know that I'd be able to keep a readily available stash of supplies here, though. And probably working with potions on a wooden ship isn't the brightest idea.

Alas.

It's unfortunate that being able to Apparate isn't entirely useful in this world. I'm going to ask my mother to teach me anyway. It'll save me having to take a long trip from my quarters to the galley, in any case.

Potter disappeared again awhile back, I don't believe I mentioned it. Though none of you care, and you're right not to, because he's a tit.

Sasuke is gone now, too. And Itachi. I've no one to confuse with my chocolate frogs anymore.

Is that bloke with the dragon still here? I don't think I ever actually spoke to him, but Sasuke drew a picture of the dragon once. Even though it looked like a bug. Dragons in my world are generally quite vicious, so if that one is still here and hasn't yet set fire to the ship it's sailing on, that's really very interesting.

I'd like to see him.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. Did anyone kill that Corpse King nutter?

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The what with the dragon? I'm guessin' you mean Toothless. Yeah, he's with us, doin' fine. We got two dragons now.

The bloke -- the boy. Honestly...

[Pause.]

Toothless. [There's a distinct "really?" sort of tone to that.] That's...well, no matter. How did you end up with two??

Clanmate of his showed up, with her dragon. So, yanno, of course I'm gonna invite her into my crew, because who wouldn't want two dragons?

Likely anyone with a brain... And on a ship, at that! They breathe fire, you know. I'm sure you must be aware of that.

But I gather these dragons aren't like the ones where I'm from. There must be something different about them. Are they very big?

Yeah, I've noticed the fire thing. It's fine as long as they don't attack their own ship, yanno.

Eh...bigger than a horse. That's big enough for me.

Well, obviously. I would have just assumed it was a rather large risk to take.

...That's it? Are you sure they're not still very young?

Couldn't tell ya. Sure, they ain't as big as the rivers and mountains themselves, but they ain't celestial dragon gods, now are they?

...still pretty cool, though.

No... I suppose they aren't celestial dragon gods. Not that I'm familiar with such a thing, but that's hardly surprising. I'm more familiar with Hungarian Horntails and...I don't know, Chinese Fireballs. Norwegian Ridgebacks. Maybe not quite the size of a mountain, but some of them can get up to fifteen meters or so in length.

But yes. Dragons are quite cool.

Heh! No argument from me there. If our ships ever cross paths, I'm sure the kids'll let you come and see 'em.

Do they have to cross paths? What if I were to just pop over for a bit?

Oh, I guess there's that too. We don't get many people wantin' to visit, but I guess.

[INSTANTLY WARY.]

Oh? And why's that?

[Do you all smell or something?]

Can't say! What, does your crew get people poppin' in from other ships all the time or somethin'?

...Well, no. But we're not exactly the friendliest of crews and up until recently, had ninjas on board who weren't very trusting.

Hah! You too, eh? Nah, actually, our ninjas were the friendly ones, but they're gone now. Not that the rest of us are assholes, but yanno. Ya take what you can get.

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