012 ♔ voice /action for Hazzies at Turveyland forward to the 15th

[anelegantmyth]

...ok, I'm pretty sure that lady was a witch, and man she wasn't joking about showing me a place with super fresh seafood.

[Closed to Hazmat]

For the record, don't look for me. Seriously.

[But in reality, she's not that hard to spot. Ask that random blonde mermaid sitting on the beach...oh wait. Yup, you guessed it. That kind old witch cursed her with a nice black tail and a bejeweled bra that'd put Ariel's shells and the Hazmat treasure collection to shame. Of course, the curse bothered her. Being half fish wasn't exactly easy when you weren't really born that way. But she took this as a sort of learning experience. After all, getting to experience mermaid life is a once in a lifetime thing...just hope this curse wouldn't last her entire lifetime.

Also she'll be keeping heir hair up. Time to see her new tattoo, boys.]

Comments

[anelegantmyth]

DON'T.

[cry_brady]

I'm goin'. I'm lookin'.

[anelegantmyth]

But Braaaaady...

[cry_brady]

Shut up and tell me where you are!

[... he means well.]

[anelegantmyth]

No! I said don't look for me and I mean it. Don't look for me.

[cry_brady]

I'M LOOKIN' FOR YOU AND THAT'S THAT!

[anelegantmyth]

NO! AND YOU WON'T FIND ME ANYWAY!

[cry_brady]

YES I WILL YOU DAMN STUBBORN WOMAN!

[anelegantmyth]

DAMMIT BRADY, I DON'T WANT ANYONE SEEING MY TAIL OKAY!

[ Wait... ]

Err...just don't okay. I'll be back soon.

[cry_brady]

... Tail?

[anelegantmyth]

[ If there was a wall anywhere near her, she's be hitting her head against it by now. ]

It's nothing.

[cry_brady]

...

So. You got a tail now.

[But he doesn't sound shocked - in fact, it's kind of casual. He is BFFs with a dragon-girl and a bunny-boy, so this really isn't that big of a deal.]

Is that the fuss is about?

[anelegantmyth]

[ HOW COULD HE BE SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS!? URGH. ]

It's not that I have a tail, Brady. It's the fact that I don't have legs anymore.

[cry_brady]

[Oh, well, that actually sucks.]

Wait, you mean you have a tail instead of legs?

[... This sounds familiar.]

[anelegantmyth]

Yeeah...

[cry_brady]

Like a mermaid?

[Dangit, keimei, the one time you could be of help here and he changed ships.]

[anelegantmyth]

Yes Brady, like a mermaid.

[ Sigh. Well, no point in hiding from him. ]

Listen, if you still want to look for me. I'm by the beach. Look for a black tail.

[cry_brady]

Well, that'll certainly make you stand out...

[anelegantmyth]

If the black tail doesn't stick out. There's always the crystal top.

[cry_brady]

... Crystal top?

[anelegantmyth]

Erm...don't ask.

[cry_brady]

... Guess I'll see for myself, one way or another.