Week 51

[scurveydog]

Hello, me wee beasties.

Interestin' ta think ye been a year here now and look at all ye've accomplished an' all the shards ye've collected. Oh an bein' manipulated by a sea witch. Good job on that one. For a moment I actually thought ye had it all together! We won't even mention the fact that one 'o ye idiots decided to wreak havoc on Empieza just because they were dropped here just like everyone else and someone stepped on his wee little toe.

At least th' rest 'o ye didn't go about antagonizin' the Navy, settin' islands ablaze, punchin' princes in their faces, impregnatin' goddesses and otherwise causin' chaos in this world.

That'd just make ye morons right?

Right.

Hain't got much fer ye this time around. Some news is brewin' but I'll be sittin' on that fer now--other than it's 'bout time fer kraken activity ta be pickin' up in th' south so be careful 'o that. They're vicious this time 'o year. Tartle will be in th' North from about th' 24th til th' end 'o the month.

Also Dog's been keepin ye in her thoughts and has a little surprise comin' up fer ye in just a handful of days. A little anniversary present if ye will. I'm sure someone'll get a kick out 'o it.


Weather goes as follows:

North: Definite chill in th' air fer th' next two weeks. Watch out fer mornin' frost an' evenin' chills. Be expectin a cold snap about mid week where I don' think a scarf'll do ye.

East: Cool an' balmy, expect some storms but hain't much excitin' goin' on wi' the weather or much else there. Ye might expect ta see th' Maiden's Hair comet there startin on Sunday if ye look toward th' midpoint 'o the sky. Supposed 'ta be good luck so take as much as ye can get.

West: Hot an' windy. Ashy, too as I hear a volcano erupted on one 'o th' sequestered islands. Most got out alright except for a bunch of jailed bastards who were pirates just like ye. Also I hear Crazyface be patrollin' and somethin's got his hackles up as he's bein' pretty aggressive.

South: Wind, rain an' krakens as far as th' eye can see. Try not ta get dead.


Ye lot hae one question as usual.

Comments

[hostclubshadowking]

Well, the one thing we can't be accused of is making it a dull year for you, Miss Dog.

Private; Written

[thetruehistorian]

What is the best method to destroy one of these journals in order to ensure it will never return to its owner?

i can't believe i'm doing this

[freeadvice]

[One question, huh?

And she is a she.

It's hard to tell if he's just being an asshole or...just being an asshole.]

Y'single?

AND THEN THERE'S THIS MORON. Voice

[om_nom_namur]

'Sup Sweetheart? How y' been? That time a year for the krakens, huh? Sheheheh! Wonder if they change colors...

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

I DIDN'T IMPREGNATE ANYBODY!!

[knightlydiary]

As it seems you've already answered one question and quite firmly turned down one man's romantic advances, I suppose all that is left for me is to say that, as a new arrival to this place, I place myself in your no doubt lovely and capable hands and give you my gratitude for your guidance. Should you ever lack for companionship, look no farther than Ringabel, newly appointed navigator of the Blue Sky Pirates~

[cherrybombpie]

Oh, a kraken! I want one!

[buttwarmed]

Someone knocked up a goddess, huh...That's crazy. So are we all gonna get stormy weather while she has morning sickness or what?

text;

[secondsmarch]

Sounds like it's been a busy year for everyone involved.