That's not my problem, you could try to find out yourself.

Not what I want, but I can't think of anything else that would match with a feather duster. I don't know if there are maid uniforms with skirts as short as the ones you like to wear though.

[He laughs again and by now it should be clear that he's already drunk given how open he's being with that. Not that he plans to stop or anything anytime soon.]

Do you miss them often? Your friends, I mean. Not the whips.