Oh... Well, how about I get you a birthday present? I don't know when your birthday is cause I've got a feeling you're not gonna tell me... but if I give you a present then you can open it whenever it is your birthday!

*She sounds pretty pleased with herself, as though this is the best plan that she has ever come up with*

Hm. Not really. There was matron, in the orphanage... but that was before she went crazy and got possessed and tried to take over the world. Heh.

*There was a pause as she tried to think of how to phrase the next bit*

Are you drinking alone?