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[crankyshark]

 [theres the sound of  a book being flung open, and then...]

what the HECK?! What'd I do, piss of Davy Jones or something? Eat some strange food? Walk through some... Cursed fairy magical stupid crap?! WHY AM I A....[he paused to look at himself again. Just what the heck is he?] 

FURRY RACCOON THING?!

....urgh. I like this place but it's weird. Seriously. Whatever this crap is, it better go back to normal. Anyone in the Bloody Roses hear me? It looks like I'm on isle Empieza for some weird reason in addition to being a fuzzy freaking forest animal. I'm gonna go to the Backwater Brig and use the nav to get to the ship. 

((Ooc: oh noes! Thash has swapped bodies with Yasaburo the raccoon dog shapeshifter! But he doesn't know how to shapeshift so currently he's just a raccoon dog. This post is open to action Yasaburo, Thash, and anyone on the bloody roses who interacts with them while body swapped. Feel free to start branching threads from it where needed. Open audio to everyone else!))

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[crankyshark]

[he gives a frustrated groan]

Let's just think about this logically for a second shall we? I don't even know who you are so why would I be trying to trick you? And if I was honestly trying to be intelligently sneaky and impersonate someone, why would I make the bizarre and ridiculous claim that I'm them in a raccoon body? How would any of that make any sense at all?

[kabutos_claim]

How is being a raccoon any more or less ridiculous than being a shark?

[crankyshark]

That's exactly my point. This is so absurd it can't possibly be a lie. Why would a tricky imposter draw attention to himself by not only claiming to be a raccoon and showing up in a practically defenseless raccoon body, but by announcing it over the journal first? Makes no sense at all.

And anyway, my regular body isn't just a shark. Shark hybrid. I'd explain but...it'd be easier to just show you once I'm back to normal. Ask anyone on the crew, they'll tell you there's a sharky crew member.

[kabutos_claim]

[He does make some points. However...]

Does it matter if I'm right or wrong about you? Either way, you seem pretty determined to come aboard. I want to see what happens.

[crankyshark]

Yeah it matters! My own dang captain's already determined to kill me, I don't need to get off on the wrong foot with a new crew member as well as have two people after my head rather than one! I won't blame you if you sit back and 'see what happens' since I can't prove my identity to someone new anyway... All I'm askin' is that you don't try to kill me. I'm a dang raccoon creature for crap's sake. If I meant harm to the crew I'd have a lot of trouble accomplishing that in this pathetic body.

[plus if she's any kind of warrior he won't be able to fight her at all... He felt so annoyingly helpless without his muscles, size, and sword. Even these tiny teeth were useless compared to his shark ones]

[kabutos_claim]

How about this?

On my honor, I swear I will not kill you.

[And she always keeps words when it involves her honor.

Buuut, of course, beating the crap out of you is not the same thing as killing.]

XD

[crankyshark]

[he could deal with that. Of course he was assuming when she said she wouldn't kill him that she wouldn't attack him at all...had he known her plans he might be worried. His regular body could take quite a beating, but this little raccoon dog thing...he doubted it could stand up to much]

Alright, that works. [a short sigh] once this crap blows over I look forward to meeting you in my regular body.

[kabutos_claim]

It'd be nice to know who I was looking for.

My name is Harmony.

[crankyshark]

Yeah. Well right now I'm this furry little thing resembling a raccoon or a dog. If I happen to get changed back to my normal self before meeting you, I'm a basically humanoid guy with shark features including a tail, dorsal fin and gills. Name's Thash.

[just in case she didn't catch any of that earlier. It had been a pretty chaotic conversation]

[although he thought her name was pretty, though ironic. He chose to keep those opinions to himself though]