♥ 004 | voice

[cherrybombpie]

[It's about seven o'clock in the morning, time for the cook to make breakfast . . . ]

[When suddenly . . .]

AAAAARRRGGGGH - GGGHK!!!

[Rise and shine! Why, yes, that was a scream that ended in a choking gurgle.]

I'm - I'm -

I'm furry! I'm big! I'm not sexy and beautiful anymore!

Who did this to me? I'll feed you to my crocodile, you - you - you villain!!!

[. . . And then the deep, manly voice immediately starts wailing, hiccuping, and crying.]



[ooc; Kodachi's now in Bepo's body! As such, she's on the Million Merrily. :) Action is open to those nearby!]

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action;

[cherrybombpie]

[Kodachi drew in a deep breath, and then . . .]

I said I was furry, not dead!

action; STEALTH 1/2

[instabrows]

LIKE I KNOW THAT! Ghosts're furry an' talk at the same time a lot! [well, okay, once.

He's getting frustrated, scratching his head-- and now that the morning bug is out of his head, he realizes that he hasn't been able to see out of one of his eyes for quite some time. Slowly, he follows his hair down, finding out it's covering over one of his eyes.

Wait. More importantly, who's hands are these?]

[instabrows]

...........

[cough cough. He just realized something else.] O...Oi. Who the hell-- [NOPE. THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT HIS VOICE.]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[cherrybombpie]

I don't know! That's what I've been asking!

[This person was dense, wasn't he?]

[Kodachi let out a bear-like sounding growl.]

Just get out if you're going to be that useless!

[instabrows]

I just woke up, moron! Jeez, now that I think about it, this isn't even my ship! Who-- no, what the hell are you even supposed to be?!

[cherrybombpie]

I'm a person, not a "what", and I am Kodachi, the supposed Black Rose trapped in this furry and huge body!

[Kodachi once again growled. She hated this!!!]

1/2

[instabrows]

You sure look like a bear... to...

[Kodachi. The Black Rose.

Kodachi.

Shit.]

[instabrows]

...yeah, so anyway. I think I'm goin' back to bed to sleep. Maybe this is a bad dream.

[cherrybombpie]

Where are you going?

[She charged at him as though he was personally responsible for this entire mess.]

Aren't you going to even try to find out what's going on? Or to comfort a lady in distress?

[instabrows]

I'm-- [And when she charges, he decides to take off running as well... wow, this body has some pretty damn impressive leg strength. Weird.]

I'll figure it out, an' you don't look much like a lady right now anyway!

[cherrybombpie]

How dare you talk about what I look like?

[Kodachi magically had a club, and thank goodness (?) Bepo had thumbs. She threw it at the Sanji figure in her rage.]

I'm a lady, whether I look like it or not!

[instabrows]

[In his typical Ranma (yet not Ranma right now) fashion, he ducks, dodging and weaving anything Kodachi throws.]

Hold it, hold it, calm down already!

[cherrybombpie]

[Kodachi would've given chase, but she found that her body was way too furry for her liking, and thus, it was hot.]

[She slowed down, panting.]

I WANT MY BODY BACK!

[instabrows]

......[grrr. What is he supposed to do? Stopping in his tracks, he walks right back to Kodachi, scratching his head. He can't really help this.]

Let's get you back below deck. We'll find somethin' to cool you off with an' figure this whole thing out.

[cherrybombpie]

. . . The way you're acting is familiar.

[Kodachi squinted down at him.]

Who are you, really?

[instabrows]

R-- [Oh god. If he says it, she'll hate him immediately. She has to sail with him regardless, but...]

The uh. The pigtailed girl. [May as well.] I got caught up in this too.

[cherrybombpie]

I had no idea you were still here.

[Well, she'd been ignoring Ranma in all his incarnations, so it was no surprise that she hadn't noticed one redheaded pigtailed girl running around.]

[instabrows]

I've been busy. It's hard gettin' around sometimes, an' then this happens.

[cherrybombpie]

[Kodachi had already somewhat begun to ignore him and was fussing with the zipper of her jumpsuit. Obviously she wasn't going to go naked, but she needed air.]

Why would a furry bear need to wear things like this?

[instabrows]

Fashion, maybe.

Like I said. Let's go look for somethin' to cool you off with.

[cherrybombpie]

[She gave him a suspicious look.]

Why the sudden concern?

[instabrows]

Huh? What do you mean by that?

[cherrybombpie]

We're not particularly the best of friends.

[instabrows]

That doesn't really matter. I don't hate you or anythin' like that. Plus, that can't be comfy.

[cherrybombpie]

[The look she gave him was even more skeptical; Kodachi wasn't a very trusting person (despite liking the damsel-in-distress act).]

Fine.