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♥ 004 | voice

[It's about seven o'clock in the morning, time for the cook to make breakfast . . . ]

[When suddenly . . .]

AAAAARRRGGGGH - GGGHK!!!

[Rise and shine! Why, yes, that was a scream that ended in a choking gurgle.]

I'm - I'm -

I'm furry! I'm big! I'm not sexy and beautiful anymore!

Who did this to me? I'll feed you to my crocodile, you - you - you villain!!!

[. . . And then the deep, manly voice immediately starts wailing, hiccuping, and crying.]

[ooc; Kodachi's now in Bepo's body! As such, she's on the Million Merrily. :) Action is open to those nearby!]

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I'm not Bepo!

[Suddenly, more crying.]

I'm Kodachi, but I can hardly call myself a Black Rose anymore!!!

Ehh? Kodacchan? [blinks] You must have a really bad cold.

Only one person calls me that -

Mr. Luffy?

[She knew he was back, but didn't want to start a fight, so she didn't speak to him then. She's glad they're talking now, though - even if she's in a weird body . . . ]

Why do you sound like Mr. Draco?

Who? [picks his nose] Ahh my boogers are weird! [wipes it off on his pants] Someone stole my gomu gomu.

Mr. Draco! He's a wizard and he has a broomstick he can fly on.

What if . . . what if you turned into him?

Don't touch your nasal discharges! If they're his, then you're touching someone else's mucus! [Gross! - as though picking one's nose wasn't a difficult enough business.]

Oh crap guy?

[he remembers him?]

If I'm.... him??

[a beat]

AHHH I TOUCHED HIS BOOGER! THAT'S SO GROSS! WHAT DO I DO?!

Well, don't touch it again! And wash your hands and be glad they're not furry like mine so things won't stick to yours!

[A loud sniff that sounded more like a snort when she was a bear.]

Mr. Luffy - is Mr. Bepo a bear? You called me his name, and I'm a bear right now!

I miss being petite and pretty!

[is looking around for somewhere to wash his gross hands. Eewww]

Yeah he's a bear. So what? Bears are awesome! If you're a bear, too, maybe you can wrestle! [that's what bears did after all] But I wanna see it so don't do anything til I get back.

Bears are cute, but I'd rather be friends with a bear than turn into one myself because I like being me . . . and I can wrestle one as a teenage girl . . .

[Another sniffle.]

If you're Mr. Draco . . . and I'm Mr. Bepo . . . does that mean that they're us?

[This is the sound of her flopping onto the deck and groaning, staring up at the sky.]

[Suddenly, a gasp - ]

Did Mr. Draco cast a spell on you?! And it went badly and hit all of us?

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I'm that guy? [Oh right. That was kind of relief but...]

We should go find him and kick his ass and make him give it back! [he didn't want to be that guy! He wanted to be himself!] This is annoying.

You're absolutely right! What if we're stuck like this forever?

[And then she burst into noisy, wet tears.]

[WAAAAAAAAAH!!!]

Stop crying, you're annoying. We're not gonna be stuck like this. [he doesn't know how to change it but he's gonna kick someone's ass if he's gotta]

Don't say I'm annoying! I'm distraught - that's what I am!

[Kodachi hiccuped before calming down somewhat. Somewhat.]

How do you know? Has this happened to you before?

Lot's of weird stuff happens. It doesn't last for very long though so maybe just enjoy the cool bear things you can do! Bepo is really good to sleep on... Ah but I guess that'd be pretty hard for you.

Hmm. It would be odd to let people I don't know sleep on me.

Now that you're in Mr. Draco's body, are you doing all sorts of magic?

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