omfgwthasdlfkajsdlf [Voice//Action] [backdated to the morning after the Spades arrive at Humildad]

[om_nom_namur]

Man I feel like shit this mornin'. Anyone else feel like they been bitin' shit all night or somethin'? Neck an' back's outta sorts, too, an' my shirt don't fit no more. Damn, musta shrunk on the island or somethin' cuz I-

Wait.

THE HELL HAPPENED T' MY HANDS? HOLY SHIT I TURNED INT' A GHOST AN' I'M POSSESSIN' A HUMAN!!! WHO KNOWS 'BOUT SPIRITS AN' SHIT I NEED HELP QUICK!!!!

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[wheremygillsat]

Oh! Well shit, don't everybody? I mean that swims that way. Be kinda rude not t' least look when the girls is all fussin' all the time 'bout what they look like an' shit. They doin' all that work t' look nice an' then t' have no one look'd make 'em sad, right? Shit. An' I guess short's kinda a relative term. Short compared t' Pops an' Jozu an' them. Tall compared t' Haruta an' Ace an' Marco. Usually standin' somewhere 'round eight foot, so if that's short t' y' then sure. Don't wear no glasses though. Usually I'm smellin' an' tastin' my way 'round 'stead a lookin'. People lie t' y' if y' look at 'em but y' can taste right through it, heheheh!

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[arcadiasailor]

[There's a whistle]
I should worry about that Luffy kid getting a late growth spurt. They only people you run into that tall are Machine men.

My friend's pretty good up close with a katana. He can build you a gun that will punch through armor plating but you're likely going to have to fix the sights.