omfgwthasdlfkajsdlf [Voice//Action] [backdated to the morning after the Spades arrive at Humildad]

[om_nom_namur]

Man I feel like shit this mornin'. Anyone else feel like they been bitin' shit all night or somethin'? Neck an' back's outta sorts, too, an' my shirt don't fit no more. Damn, musta shrunk on the island or somethin' cuz I-

Wait.

THE HELL HAPPENED T' MY HANDS? HOLY SHIT I TURNED INT' A GHOST AN' I'M POSSESSIN' A HUMAN!!! WHO KNOWS 'BOUT SPIRITS AN' SHIT I NEED HELP QUICK!!!!

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[haruta_xii]

[Her own hammock for once. Curled up and tucked in and looking through her journal like she can't sleep. Because she can't. And with Namur being upset, she's less likely to sleep. Hell, she was actually sitting up t go find him when a random large human stood near by.]

[When he spoke she lost balance, flailing a moment, journal flying left, blanket falling off and THUD... she hit the ground, only to peek out past the hammock to look up at his humanish face] ... N-Namur?!

[wheremygillsat]

[Not humanish. Totally human. Completely, 100% human. There's even stubble around his mouth and chin and he thought at first it was spines or needles until he realized it was probably just hair. In his face.

Gross.]

In the really tingly super thin flesh, baby. 'S this what clothes feel like t' y'all? No wonder Ace never wears more'n he has t'.

[His shirt, now grossly misproportioned, hangs loose around his neck and shoulders. Thankfully his pants still fit, though they look like they could use an extra three or four inches at the bottom.]

[haruta_xii]

[She can SEE that. But... what?! It could just be a human sounding like Namur, but the way he talked and... man what the hell was happening?]

No way...

[she said as she climbed up to her feet again, moving to stand before him. She's break his face if it was a impostor, in a moment. But he seemed... like Namur, but not. Her face scrunched up, looking him over.]

What the hell happened to you! [welp, yeah, there was that demand. She reached out to touch him, but paused and drew back, frowning more.] Seriously, Namur? That really you in there?

[excuse her shock for a bit, huh?]

[wheremygillsat]

Uhhh... I think so?

[He does have the tattoo on his face, arm, and hand still. Which is weird if he's possessed a human because then wouldn't he look different... er? He lifts his shirt to show the Old Man's mark, then decides to get rid of it altogether because it's been tickling way more than it should anyway. He has the same scars on his chest, too. He waves his hands around, checking them all out.]

This's freakin' me the hell out.

[haruta_xii]

Freaking me the hell out too...

[she admitted, moving to look him over too. She was frowning, a hand reaching up to pat the 8 on his cheek]

Can't really say it's possession though, huh. Did you do something before this? eat something weird?

[wheremygillsat]

Jus' woke up. Had fish last night like I always do, but that don't mean they couldn't a done somethin' t' 'em.

[Like that one island they found in the New World that had contaminated the estuary with a neurological byproduct of some dumbass industry, so when he ate the fish he wound up mostly paralyzed and had to shimmy around the ship on his belly like a seal or an inchworm. That was fun.

Not.

His eyes go wider at her touch, and he grabs her hand quickly.]

Heheh! That tickles, knock it off.

[Maybe what sounds different is a couple rows of teeth missing.]

[haruta_xii]

[when he caught her hand she let out a Heh, letting him pull her away from his stubby face.] You are no longer nuzzle-able. Stubbly and ticklish.

[missing teeth, and missing (she leaned out a bit to look back at him) fin. Her other hand came up to tickle a spot, then laughed] You're ticklish! [then gasped, as if it just hit her, even if she saw moments before] You're human!

[Way to go captain obvious.]

[wheremygillsat]

No shit. [And then he sputters at her touch. This is awful. This is a nightmare. How the hell can he be a human? He never wanted to be one and this is an outrage because he doesn't need to be one, thank you very much, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a fishman. As he blocks her hand he realizes he can see through his fingers, and distractedly peers between them at her.] Whoa. This's some weirdass shit. Look at this! [And then he holds his hand up to the light, still squinting between the fingers.]

[haruta_xii]

Yeah but... but why!?

[Because it was weird. Very weird. he was at least a good looking human, but still weird. And he was looking at h is hand. She frowned, looking up at it as well. Not... seeing it.]

What?

[wheremygillsat]

[He blinks like he's just come to a realization. Then he grins.

Namur takes Haruta's hand and threads his fingers between hers. No webs. It makes him want to fidget and maybe pee from the sensation but at least that ability seems to have been unaffected. He closes his hand gently, pressing palm to palm.]

Never done this with a 'maid 'fore now. Heheheh!

[haruta_xii]

No webbing... [She said softly, more to herself, amused, like she had just realized what else he was freaking out about.]

[Her hand clasped around his as he pressed them together, fingers interlocked.] Yeah, well, you've never been human before now either. You sure you're feeling okay though? No weird side effects, other then... well... human?

[wheremygillsat]

Sore. Can't taste north or smell for shit. But my skin's goin' crazy an' I think I can see a little further. Shitty tradeoff, if y' ask me.

[Yes, he's complaining about being human to a human.]

[haruta_xii]

Must suck, downgrading.

[he can complain all he likes. She kind of understands. After all, he's used to being his perfect self and not someone with MORE weaknesses.]

I didn't realize you lacked in sensitivity to touch. [she brushed her hand along his arm to watch him squirm. Look, you can complain to a human about being human, but she'll pay you back by pokes]

[wheremygillsat]

[Namur blinks at her, then blushes faintly. It's not very visible. She'd probably only know he's blushing because he's making a face that he makes when he feels sheepish. Him considering humans a downgrade isn't not true, but it's not something he tries to put out there, either. People are people, no matter their shape or size, that's what he fights for. Thankfully, Haruta changes the subject for him so he doesn't have to respond. His arm gets goosebumps and he does, indeed, squirm like a baby eel in a strong current.]

'S jus' cuz it's new.

I think.






I wanna change back.

[haruta_xii]

[A downgrade for him. She knows he's stronger then the standard human. And yeah, might not see him plus, not in the dim of this area either, but she knows that face. It makes her... grin. A bit. She tried to hide it though by clearing her throat.]

Okay, okay. Let's try to figure out what the hell happened, huh? I'll try not to tease, seeing how serious this is. Try and remember everything you did before you fell asleep?

[wheremygillsat]

[He shakes his head.]

Jus' walked 'round the shitty island, found out the token's buried somewhere but the 'maid wouldn't say where.

... Think the island did it?

[It really should not have taken him this long to come to that conclusion. But he's a little overwhelmed.]

[haruta_xii]

Yeah, I bet the island did it. Which means maybe it wont last long. Hopefully.

[she pat his arm softly, as if to say there, there.] So, you going to hide for a few days, or go scare the shit out of unexpecting people?

[wheremygillsat]

[Finally slides his hand out of hers.]

Like hell I'm hidin'! Don't look that shitty, do I?

[haruta_xii]

[She gave him a smile at that, bouncing up to grab hold of his neck, pull him down and give him a smooch on the cheek, stubby or not. Dropping down again she gave a shrug.]

Not that bad. Just oddly stubbly.

[wheremygillsat]

[Oh, shit it's like having his fin everywhere. This skin is way too sensitive. But that also felt really good. He should maybe go shave and find a way to get her to do it again.

What would kissing her be like with lips?

Namur blushes again, more obviously this time, and runs his hand over his hair.]

Wanna go on a date? I'll figure out how t' shave.

[haruta_xii]

[she blinked, looking up at him then rubbing the back of her neck. Was that a blush on his face? She let out a small laugh, smiling.]

So much for panic mode. Namur the human, suddenly okay in the face of a date. Don’t try shaving, you might cut up that new face of yours.

[wheremygillsat]

Never said I was panickin'.

[Gosh, he said "freaking out", get it right. Sheesh.]

They're gross.

[He'll pull them out one by one then.]

Y' wanna come or no? Sure they got a bar or somethin' 'round here.

[haruta_xii]

[she gave him a snort of amusement, a hand coming out to give him a small push in the soft side]

All right, all right. I won't pass up drinking. I might even buy you one to help ease your human pains.

[wheremygillsat]

Heheheh! Wonder if I'll get drunk any faster...

[Namur pokes back this time, goosing Haruta right in the side.]

[haruta_xii]

[she jumped a little at that, giving him a shove]

Get moving fleshy. We gotta drinkin’ date. Got to see how pathetic you can get with this body.