I could pretend. It'd be real easy for me to pretend and be someone that somebody would wanna date, but I'm bored with that. I'd rather make someone happy as their captain, instead.

[He nodded to himself, pleased with his answer.] But, anyway, I'd definitely call that a regular kidnapping. You could have a tea party with him and dress him up in a fancy hat, but it's still gonna be a kidnapping. [Sage nod.]

Aside from that, I think you came up with a good answer. You said somethin' smart, Luffy.