Wow, rude. You can't just go snooping into someone else's love life.

[It's not like Dave actually minds, though he hates being put on the spot about it. He's awkward when it comes to relationships.]

Whatever you want to call it. We're going steady and everything. We are about as monogamous as Robin Thicke and Paula Patton, except without Blurred Lines, cheating, or the divorce.