I like to think I'm attractive, no matter what!! Still, I doubt girls really matter to pirates, or. Well, you know. It's less what you look like, and more what you do, right?

[houshakuji 4 lyfe. she will go down that ship. (ba dum tsh)]

Geez, I wish other things were made real here-- like! I'd love to be a princess! Or be married to Kyouya! Or look cute with short hair!!! Something improbable, but great and less terrifying! Can we trade Octopus Face for all that instead? Why don't we trade him for a ticket home, actually...