HARUHI-KUN?! YOU'RE HERE TOO?! Where is everyone else? Is Tamaki here? The twins? Hani-senpai and Mori-senpai? Nekozawa-kun? Did they kidnap all of us? And why did they kidnap you? You're not good for ransom!! I mean, you're good for handsome [ayyyyyyyy] but why would YOU be kidnapped? Are they trying to get a set of us? Is it like "collect the anime cast"? Is that it?

I'm in Port Chance?? Is that on Isla Empieza? I've heard from Kyouya, too! He told me to stay calm. That's a good idea, right?

Also are there really pirates?