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scurveydog ([personal profile] scurveydog) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2013-09-29 05:27 pm

Week 2

Hain’t got much ta say preliminary wise, just hope ye lot ain’t the right lot of bastards ye usually are. It be a fine day here, nary a cloud in the sky and a nice nor-easterly breeze bringin’ the promise ‘o Fall so I’m gonna go ahead and answer two questions this time around. Aye, two. Don’t go jumpin’ out yer nappies now, it’ll be a riot. Barred still, acourse to Flynn Rider and that no account brat Conan Edogawa.

But afore all that bit…

Weather

North: Still cold. Gettin’ colder by any rekonin. Freezin’ rain fer th’ better part ‘o the week. Followin’ after, clear skies and west by north west winds.

East: Bright ‘n breezy all week. Expect nothin’ more’n a star shower in th’ Great Ring on Thursday evenin’ when th’ moons at her height. Great time fer luck.

West: Rain lettin’ up, fog settin’ in. Ye’ll be lucky if ye can see yer hand in fronta yer faces most days. Should clear out by Saturday, but make sure ta listen for warnin’ bells.

South: Bit ‘o a heatwave goin on down there. Temps reachin’ about 38 degrees c (98 f) if not more.

News

Ye big idiots. What in bloody blue blazing balls are ye doin’ down in Yuezhong? That place has been in a right state an’ has issued a call to the Navy fer it. Yer lucky they hain’t sendin’ out their own army after ye! That certainly got the white’n’grey’s attention though cuz they’re sendin’ a small fleet down th’ Western Current to take care ‘o ye lot. Be careful and I’d run it rather then fight it. Ye don’t want to end up caught by the Navy, and certainly not live long enough for ‘em to clap you in chains and haul you off to—well –never you mind. Just don’t is what I’m sayin’.

Down below, waters be stirrin’ mates. Somethin’ is happenin’ that I only felt once before. Got an idea ‘o what it means, but I can’t be sure, can’t be sure. Whatever it is, it be stirrin’ th’ devils ‘o the deep so watch out fer monsters. They’ll rise like leviathans and break you in two w’out even a thought.



That be that for now. Two questions and from two separate people. So stow all yer whinin’ les you wanna pay for it. This old Dog is too generous to you lot and no mistake.

[and not too much later]

Any swab from the Shepard Crew be banned from question askin' til the turn 'o th' year.
notsokillerwhale: (:o)

[personal profile] notsokillerwhale 2013-10-06 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...I didn't know that hurt.

Maybe some ice will help?
thefoglies: (Izanami: I just don't understand you...)

[personal profile] thefoglies 2013-10-06 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't think that will be quite effective enough.
notsokillerwhale: (:|)

[personal profile] notsokillerwhale 2013-10-07 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Advil?

[ At least he isn't too worried about being murdered as much right now. ]
thefoglies: (Izanami: Hmm...)

[personal profile] thefoglies 2013-10-07 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...I beg your pardon?

[What is this nonsense you're babbling now?]
Edited (gaaaah, that was bad) 2013-10-07 17:16 (UTC)
notsokillerwhale: (:|)

[personal profile] notsokillerwhale 2013-10-10 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! It's a medicine you take that makes pain go away.

[ He's not even judging you. ]
thefoglies: (Izanami: Hmm...)

[personal profile] thefoglies 2013-10-11 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good, because she would be exceptionally irked.]

I see... how interesting.