Sixth Supper 🍷 Aperitivo 🍷 Text -- Warning for mentions of cannibalism

[justgetseconds]

I'm almost disappointed. After the ball, one would think my bounty would become higher. It's insulting. Nonetheless, there are more important things for me to worry about. So many wonderful tastes out there--I'd truly like to sample them all. I see no reason to hide my nature anymore--I certainly showed it during that masquerade some time ago.

Now... The pigs and the dogs and the birds and the ground--everything! All of it shall be devoured in time! I shall devour this world! Consider this fair warning to your ultimate demise. In the end, all shall find its way to my stomach in a vain attempt to slake my appetite.

Comments

[voice]

[i_love_money]

Wow... sounds like you have quite the apatite there... I don't know too many people who consider the ground appetizing.

[voice]

[justgetseconds]

Bones, flesh, poison, glass--I've eaten it all already. There is nothing I can't and won't consume.

[voice]

[i_love_money]

Interesting...

[Gluttony, meet greed.]

You know for the right price, I could set you up with all sorts of interesting cuisine opportunities.

[voice]

[justgetseconds]

Depends on what those opportunities are.

[But Conchita is listening.]

[voice]

[i_love_money]

Ever hear of the Corsair Kingdom's Phoenix Fruit? Supposedly it's the sweetest fruit in the world with a hot and spicy kick, typically used in exotic cocktails and pastries. It's strictly monitored by the navy so that it doesn't leave Corsair Kingdom, but I may be slipping a few past customs.

That's just one of many things I could offer you though. For the right price, I can set you up with just about anything.

[Even herself if the rumors she's heard of Davy Jones bringing back those he dragged here from the dead are correct.]

[Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

You should really just practice moderation. Bad diet can do in people easy, on the ocean.

[Voice]

[justgetseconds]

I've devoured poison before with no ill effects. "Moderation" is not something Gluttony knows.

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Yeah, but a mouth is only so big. I hope that "devour the world' stuff was hyperbole.

Re: [Voice]

[justgetseconds]

Hardly. One bite at a time until nothing is left.

Re: [Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I'm sure that would take pretty much eternity. There's a greater chance of the sun dying, expanding into a red giant, and burning everything up around it.

[justgetseconds]

Eternity is nothing for a demon. Eventually, all must end, and I intend to have the best seat at the table.

[alwaysgrumpy]

...You're a demon? Are you sure you're not just a crazy person who thinks they're a demon?

Evillious: one messed up canon

[justgetseconds]

I'm quite certain. I made a contract with the Demon of Gluttony, and thus became one myself so that I could sample all that the world has to offer. I can bite through bone and metal alike now, and nothing can harm me so long as I devour it.

Indeed!

[alwaysgrumpy]

Yeah, but where would it all go?

[justgetseconds]

Go?

[alwaysgrumpy]

I mean, a body can only hold so much at a time. Kinda' limiting to the gluttony.