[written]

[thethundersaid]

[He's waited long enough (not that he was waiting, per se) that the handwriting on this entry is dark and sharply-angled, as if written by someone very annoyed indeed.]

If any of you finds someone who belongs on my crew and isn't on my ship, you have full rein to throw them into the ocean.

Comments

Voice;

[sinister_blade]

May I borrow them for practice first?

I am lacking moving targets.

Voice;

[thethundersaid]

Yes. They move fast and should be good practice.

Voice;

[sinister_blade]

Perfect. I will return them to you as a Swiss cheese.

Can't guarantee they will be alive though.

Voice;

[thethundersaid]

They'll survive. They're like cockroaches. [Not his most flattering description of his once-teammates, but right now he's not inclined to be generous.]

[sinister_blade]

Pity. I hate useless people. [She translated cockroaches as useless because those bugs can't do a thing.]

[thethundersaid]

They're not so much useless as -- [He searches for a word here.] -- annoyingly persistent.

[sinister_blade]

And karma just loves to never kill off permanently those people. [She's thinking of some people back how that just WON'T DIE no matter what she does to them.]

[thethundersaid]

Essentially, yes.

[There are other things in his world that unearth things that should stay dead, but at least Naruto and Sakura haven't actually been resurrected. He's pretty sure he doesn't want to deal with them as Impure World creations, though.]