yatteyanyo: (how disgraceful.)
蘇我 屠自古 Soga no Tojiko ([personal profile] yatteyanyo) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-16 07:56 pm

[voice]

Well since it's been established, at least a little bit, what's going on here, I will take this time to introduce myself across this weird... magic... book thing.

I am Toziko no Iratsume! Daughter of Soga no Umako and of the noble Soga Clan! I am to be married to Crown Prince Kamitsumiya no Umayado no Toyotomimi no Mikoto and I will not stand for anymore knavish behavior in the presence of proper ladies! So I am going to take this opportunity to instill in some of you commoners some proper manners.

Firstly, do not curse in front of a lady! Nasty language breeds contempt for a young man, so don't do it!

Secondly, do not spit, scratch yourself, or pick your nose! It's disgusting!

Thirdly, if you are to call upon a lady, you should call her by her proper name! Don't speak as if she's familiar to you, even if you've known her your whole life! Honestly, its just rude.

And finally, a young lady is to be treated with courtesy and chastity. If she requests you leave her presence, do so! Even if it means jumping into the sea!

... That is all. -She can only keep up this noble act for so long. Right now she really just want to go whine to Futo and cry for a bit more. She hated this place...-

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toziko: (nah we're out of bear claws)

[personal profile] toziko 2014-05-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
You want to be a thief? A marauder? A criminal?!
rubber_kid: (oi!)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I said I wanna be a pirate, dummy! [pay attention]
toziko: (you gotta keep em seperated)

[personal profile] toziko 2014-05-17 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
A pirate is all of those things! They murder people and steal their belongings!
rubber_kid: (gold)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-17 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
A pirate can do whatever he wants. [armfold. That means not murdering or stealing if he does't want to]
toziko: (Default)

[personal profile] toziko 2014-05-17 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well since they are lawless types, I guess you aren't wrong, but I've never heard of a nice pirate.
rubber_kid: (yosha)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Being a nice pirate is boring. [cuz then you'd have to share your meat and you couldn't do whatever you wanted cuz you'd always have to be nice] I wanna be Pirate King and be the freest person on the seas.
toziko: (it wasn't very funny at all)

[personal profile] toziko 2014-05-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Pirates don't have kings. They respect no ruler or law.
rubber_kid: (gold)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
The pirate king is the one who finds the one piece. Who cares about the rest of that stuff?
toziko: (nah we're out of bear claws)

[personal profile] toziko 2014-05-17 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
There is more to a king than what they possess. They have to be a good leader!
rubber_kid: (yosha)

[personal profile] rubber_kid 2014-05-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't wanna lead anyone, I just want me and my nakama to have fun!
toziko: (together we'll make it through)

[personal profile] toziko 2014-05-21 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... oddly noble. But couldn't you do that without being king? Your ambition and your goals don't seem to match up.