2nd case: audio

[greenshoe]

[ Thankfully while Akiko might have been turned in to a little kid she managed to keep her adult mind at least. Which meant trying to get people to take her seriously even when she looked like a cute little kid. ]

While I didn't hear about any of this, things still need to have order. Or at least trying to figure out who's good with kids?

I don't mind giving tips to people because I've helped a bunch of kids during my time at the detective agency I run!

Comments

[thethundersaid]

At the rate they're going, a box with a deadbolt on it would be better.

[greenshoe]

That's a bit cruel, I mean even if they're little it's still people we know!

[thethundersaid]

They're little, annoying versions of the people we know. [He sounds very close to sulky about this, though.] The younger Link thinks we should coddle them as well, though, so if you want to babysit, go find him.

[greenshoe]

It's just how kids are, they don't know how to act like adults yet, so you have to be understanding.

[thethundersaid]

[He really doesn't want to be understanding, but there's no way to phrase that that doesn't make him sound like a kid himself, so ultimately Sasuke settles for a grouchy:]

I understand how to keep them out of trouble. If you know how to keep them in line while we're at it, then go ahead.

[greenshoe]

[ Well to keep people in line she just uses a shoe but that isn't going to fly with kids. ]

That's really easy to do, you just have to talk to them and get them to understand basic rules so they don't go crazy.

[thethundersaid]

They're already crazy. Most of them don't even remember how they got here.

[greenshoe]

Have you tried nicely explaining how they got here to them?

[thethundersaid]

There's no nice way to explain 'you've been abducted to search for a jewel for some unknown power and now you've been shrunk'.

[greenshoe]

Well you just have to bend the truth a little, how about "you're here on a quest to find a jewel and you've been turned tiny due to it" ?

[thethundersaid]

... like I said, if you want to coddle them, go ahead. As long as they're not screwing with the ship or the Nav.

[greenshoe]

Fine fine, I'll take care of it.