That's better! We may teach you manners yet! Now if you want to keep safe be sure to find a hiding spot that is really small and hard to get into. Like behind a lot of crates! Adults are usually too big or fat to fit into little places, so we should be okay, right?

[Maribelle is convinced this is totally sound reasoning.]

I'm going to try to find a way for us all to get home, but we're going to have to keep ourselves safe until then!