[008 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

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[voice]

[younghost]

Is it fooooooood~!?

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

No, it's—no. Don't be stupid. It's a person! So unless you eat people or something...

Do you? I've heard there are people like that in the world. My friend Vincent said he's heard stories of Muggles that eat others Muggles because they have teeth like SHARKS.

[voice]

[younghost]

I... I... I don't!

[Bad thing to discuss with a toddler.]

Teeth...sha... sha.. SHARKS?

[Now, that just makes the little host club prince cry.]

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

[Oops.]

...Merlin's beard, how young are you? Are they kidnapping babies, too?

[voice]

[younghost]

[He just continues to sob.]

Thwree!!!

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Ha! I'm older than you. Big kids don't cry, you know.

[voice]

[younghost]

We... we don't?

[He's furiously trying to wipe his tears now. He's still sobbing though.]

I-I am not crying..!

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

You still sound like you're crying.

[SUSPICIOUS.]

Come on, cheer up. We'll get out of here soon! My father will come rescue us but he doesn't like crybabies!

[voice]

[younghost]

I'm nooot...!

[No. He does not sound like he started crying even more.]

Your father!

Restue!!

[Okay that stops the crying.]

Magnefiques!!!

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes! Yes, magnif—magnefi—whatever you said! My father is brilliant, you'll see! He'll have us out of here in no time!

[voice]

[younghost]

Can he bring me home to Pareeee?

Maman is waiting!

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

[Draco actually does know a little French and he recognizes that pronunciation, at least.]

Paris? Yes, I suppose! Probably! It doesn't take long at all to Apparate over there!

[voice]

[younghost]

Oui!

Opparate?

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes! Like...disappear from one place and appear in another. It's a way of travel!

[voice]

[younghost]

Yooor a fairy!