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Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker ([personal profile] crackpotcrocker) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-12 07:47 pm

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I HAVE A FRIEND! AN ACTUAL FRIEND!

[Denzel celebrates with a lot of maniacal laughter but hey he's happy. Even if he sounds batshit insane he's overjoyed.]


[Locked to Asami]

Speaking of which, your advice on how to cure nightmares did help... That and a hot bath.
grizzly_tea: (Wh-What?!)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-13 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Maribelle is so very, very tempted to comment rather harshly but... unfortunately she can actually relate. Until Lissa had become her friend, she didn't have anyone she could rightfully call her friend.]

I'm... happy for you, truly I am, but don't you think that bragging about it is a little... sad?
grizzly_tea: (Quite pleased)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-15 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Denzel, she doesn't mean to laugh, but the sudden change of attitude was rather amusing.]

Hehe, well at least you do seem to know this, which is half the battle. Many people in this cesspool of intellect seem to not even realize how certain words or actions can effect their social standing. So now that we have that unpleasantness out of the way, might I ask who you've befriended?

[She wants to make sure they're at least sane... not that it's to make up for his potential lack of sanity or anything... not that it isn't either.]
grizzly_tea: (I'll mend you)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-19 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, I remember the young woman. It's almost ironic that she would be teaching you such things since it almost seems she herself doesn't follow her own teachings. What with antagonizing Scurvy Dog and practically declaring war on the bloody roses, one of the most mentally unstable crews on the seas. For better or for worse though, it's nice to hear that you at least have someone you can consider to be a friend.

[Oh god... poor Denzel ;; Codi had to drop!]
grizzly_tea: (Wh-What?!)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-19 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
O-Oh? You're one of the members are you?

[Must resist urge to back away from the journal in case it blows up.]

It seems almost surprising then that you'd be friends... considering her relationship with your captain.
grizzly_tea: (Shhh)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-19 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehaha! Oh I'm terribly sorry! It seems we ran into a little miscommunication! I had been saying the Bloody Roses were one of the must mentally unstable crews! So naturally when you said you were fine with being mentally unstable I thought you were a member of the Bloody Roses.
grizzly_tea: (What ARE you doing?)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No dear, I was laughing at myself.

[Although yes... she can definitely tell Crocker's off his Rocker.]

Fairies?
grizzly_tea: (Noblewoman)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-19 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It shows a far superior level of social status to laugh at your mistakes rather than to cry or scream about them.

[True facts, and she found it genuinely amusing. However she suspected the reason she mentioned might actually help Crocker understand much better than trying to explain humor to him.]

... You said fairies. I was curious as to why, and what possible reason they would come up in our conversation.
grizzly_tea: (Really?)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-23 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's certainly one thing someone might call you...

[Batshit crazy being another.]
grizzly_tea: (Are you quite certain?)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-30 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's really not something you should be proud of.
grizzly_tea: (KYAAAAA!!!!)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-31 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's what makes people laugh and scorn you! It makes you a social outcast and pariah! Every waking moment people will wonder whether what little sanity you have left will snap and you'll go berserk and destroy everything and everyone around you! Can't you see how bad all that is?!

[Harsh Maribelle... also if he's insane, no he probably can't see.]