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[sitting on the inn roof at Empieza and he's decided himself a thing]

I wanna kiss as many people as I can. [doom!] But it's hard to figure out the rules! So if you wanna kiss someone then we should definitely meet up!

[and it's the perfect solution. Because if someone wants to kiss someone as much as he wants to kiss someone then they can just kiss and it's simple]

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I dunno what those are, so I guess not?

[Maybe it's some weird human sickness.]

I think that ghost guy is just a selfish jerk. [he was a pirate so it was expected but Luffy didn't want him and his nakama to be here in the first place]

What more would they want? I'm not gonna hump 'em. [that was the next stage right]

Sh-s-sh-shut up! Don't be dumb! [flustered now, hiding his face behind his paws, and a bit pouty. His paw rubbed at the top of his head and the bridge of his nose. Poutpout.]

[Homesick bear is homesick.] I don't want to kiss no one. That's a human thing to do!

That one boob girl said that all boys have them and that they can get girls really sick.

Aww [he laughs though and then comes and finds Bepo to become a backpack] Let's go make a boar tent.

What's a boob?

[Pinkie hums.] Well I've never heard of anything like that, so it probably doesn't apply to ponies.

[Maribelle was not the kind of woman who even tolerated the notion of tea being spewed by a proper lady of breeding. Luffy however had managed to make her spit her tea across the room record lengths, and cause her to almost choke to death.]

WHAT!?!?!? Who even taught you such vulgar debauchery?!!? Why would you even think- What kind of- when did you-

[Aaaaand she's making several more strangled noises.]

[and suddenly he had a backpack captain again. Huh. Blink blink...]

Why a boar tent?

[hi]

Boobs women have them on their chest. [yep] And okay. If you want a kiss it should be alright then.

Because I wanna make one. [your head is so fluffy] Let's go!

I thought they just had a chest on their chest! [Humans have weird anatomy!]

Why do you wanna kiss somepony?

[dies laughing] You're pretty funny, na~! Ahahahahahahaha

Well it's bigger! It's a squisher chest. Guys are flat... Though maybe I could do gear third... [he looks down at himself and thinks about it a moment. Sanji would really freak out and it would be funny but he might destroy a lot of the ship, too]

Cuz I wanna see what it's like.

Ooooohhhhh! Now I know what you mean! What Robin has, right?!

[Luffy should so do it...]

So you found a Special Somepony you wanna kiss yet?

Yeah and Keimi and Elsa. [nod nod]

I just wanna kiss people. I don't think I wanna special anyone yet. [since all of his nakama were special but he couldn't kiss them all even though he'd already kissed Robin and Sanji but Zoro would just get mad and it was just complicated all around]

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

[It totally is Maribelle, you just have no sense of humor about it.]

You can't just kiss or hump people willy nilly! What kind of animal are you?! Gods I take back everything I said, you are 100% a typical pirate! I was right about you from the very start!

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You don't? Why not? I thought the point of having a Special Somepony was to kiss them all the time. You get REALLY good at kissing then!

I didn't say I was gonna! That's why I was asking! [now he's mad, too] So anyone who wants to can! I told you I wouldn't steal something like that!

I don't wanna kiss just one person. I wanna kiss a lot of people. I'm not interested in special.

[with nakama he doesn't really need anything better because there is nothing better]

[Okay... she's going to try to calm herself down again because... clearly there must be some sort of misunderstanding.]

I wasn't... trying to suggest... you'd steal it from anyone. However you'll only get yourself and others hurt if you take such things so casually! How much do you even know about love, courtship, marriage, and... other such activities?

Nothing! But I don't care. I'm just asking for a kiss. That's it. If someone wants something more I'll tell them I don't want it! I'm not gonna trick anyone! Everyone is going to know just what it is! [so annoyed.]

[In which Smoker accidentally reveals that he's been stalking this whole god damn post.]

He stole a kiss from me.

[Grumble grumble huff....]

Oh... oh Shit. Did I just say that out loud?

Oh.

[A pause.]

OKAY! Where are you?!

[She can't see anything wrong with what he's doing, so she'll help!]

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