Audio; Written

[hiken]

Hey, there, you bastards!

It's my little brother's birthday, today.

'Straw hat Luffy' is turning eighteen!


[Written]

Happy Birthday, Luffy.

What do you want for your present?

Comments

[audio]

[hiken]

I watched Luffy chase the same beetle for sixteen hours straight.

He only stopped to eat and then went back at it for another five hours before he fell right asleep.

His attention span's really weird.

[audio]

[bepobear]

You're telling me. I have a hell of a time trying to figure him out.

Sixteen hours though? That's... weird.

[audio]

[hiken]

I wouldn't even bother trying.

He'll throw you for a loop.

If anything, just keep the food supply stable and that'll account for the worst of problems.

[audio]

[bepobear]

[A grumble.]

Must be a D thing. [mumbled. Do you know you're talking to the bear you keep trying to eat.]

[audio]

[hiken]

Ahhh, maybe.

[Of course he remembered, Bepo.]

...So, for Luffy's birthday, can we eat you?

[audio]

[bepobear]

[Monster... how could you even DREAM of eating somethign as cute as him!]

Only if you eat my liver. All of it. [flatly said. Death by vitamin A]

[audio]

[allendsmeat]

You're so noble...

[audio]

[bepobear]

[very softly...]

Don't let me find you. I'm going to hit you.

[audio]

[allendsmeat]

[just laughs. You're so funny, Bepo!]

[audio]

[hiken]

...Oh.

[There's a bit of knuckle popping.]

Do you have more than one liver?

[audio]

[bepobear]

[TWITCH at the popping]

W-why don't you c-come over h-here and find out??! [He sounded brave while stuttering, right? Sigh...]

[audio]

[hiken]

[Ace paused, huffing.]

Well, I don't wanna eat a wuss.