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Dakota Perkins ([personal profile] maskedtyrant) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-01 02:42 pm
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[voice] - action for those on Phantasia

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

[Yes, that is Codi putting her face in the journal and yelling at it. It's not...terribly necessary, as the tranquil beachfront of Phantasia is far from noisy enough to cause interference, but Codi won't pass up the chance to make a lot of noise. At least she keeps a more consistent indoor voice for the rest of the message.]

This is a message from Captain Dakota Perkins, head of the Welcome Committee! Perhaps you've seen our posters on Empieza, or been approached by one of our many representatives upon your arrival, and you've been wondering, "what exactly is the Welcome Committee? How can they help me and my crew survive in this strange new world?"

[...heaven help us all, it's a sales pitch.]

Wonder no further! The Welcome Committee, established this past January, is a collective effort from members of many crews to gather new arrivals, inform them of the situation, and start them on the journey to get sailing and gather shards as quickly and as safely as possible. Our goal is a broad one that can be accomplished many ways--and we are always expanding our horizons--but the willingness to help and work together is universal!

If you're interested in being a part of this noble mission, we are currently accepting new recruits! Please contact the head of the Committee--yours truly--or one of our answering members, include a brief description of why you want to help and how you're capable of helping, and then you, too, can proudly declare your intent to assist the new arrivals to the oceans of Empieza!

Thanks for your time!

[She signs it in black ink, flourished and a bit smudged from the wind--but she's not done yet.]

[Closed to current Welcome Committee members]

[The dramatic air of the message above cuts off abruptly, replaced by a more excited, conspiratorial tone.]

Current members! How many of you went to the masquerade Saturday? Got any dirt for us?

[Closed to [personal profile] elissacousland]

[Further down the page, in a stage whisper: ]

Elissa? Can I ask a favor of you? It's kind of a big one.
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-05-03 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Y' know damn well where an' what y' said. Since it sounds like y' ain't in the mood for layin' shit out then I'll do it for y': My girls got too much class t' play dumbass jealousy games. Pull shit like that 'gain, an' I'll send y' t' flirt with Davey Jones for a few days. Got it?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-05-04 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes. That was the important part of the previous message. What the actual hell?]

This's whaleshit. Seriously. Give it up. I ain't fooled no more, okay? Sure. Ha ha, y' got me cuz I can't taste shit over the journals. Y' wanted t' play me longer y' shoulda not come anywhere near where I could smell y' bein' scared an' disgusted rather'n interested.