Uchiha Sasuke (
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Murderess: two points.
1. There is a lot of talk about this Navy ball in the Corsair Kingdom. I believe it would be a good opportunity to gather information, or at least listen to what is being said within the Navy. Who among you can handle subterfuge?
2. We are running low on everything except what we can catch or collect in buckets. We're nowhere close to Empieza and restocking yet. Be careful with what you take from the stores, or I'll start requiring shared meals crew-wide.
Murderess: two points.
1. There is a lot of talk about this Navy ball in the Corsair Kingdom. I believe it would be a good opportunity to gather information, or at least listen to what is being said within the Navy. Who among you can handle subterfuge?
2. We are running low on everything except what we can catch or collect in buckets. We're nowhere close to Empieza and restocking yet. Be careful with what you take from the stores, or I'll start requiring shared meals crew-wide.
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Don't be more of an asshole just because everybody else thinks you should be captain, y'know. I'm better at subterfuge than you think.
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I'm just being practical. You stick out even when you're not trying. When was the last time you were given a spying mission?
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In any case, we'll be shorthanded on the ship if you insist on attending the ball.
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... wait.]
Do you still do that stupid jutsu where you turn into a woman?
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YES, I still do it.
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Still, it might be useful to us. Go as L-Elf's date.
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Anyway, we need someone social to go with him and cover while he observes. Luka has already made plans, so that leaves you.
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You're assuming he's willing to take this crap deal. [As much of a bright idea Sasuke thought this was at first, he's actually imagining Naruto and L-Elf spending any extended amount of time with each other and starting to reconsider.]
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Or we could sell you to other crews in need of dates. You can make unlimited versions of yourself in that stupid jutsu.
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Hell no. Nope. Not doin' that at all. Screw that.
[You ain't no damn pimp, Sasuke.]
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[But even Sasuke can understand that that idea might inspire some distaste, so he adds:]
It's not like there aren't people who do something like that here already. You wouldn't be the first person to charge for company.
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