Shout out to those that don't look human! [Audio]

[om_nom_namur]

So I'm pretty sure y'all been hearin' 'bout a certain shindig happenin' this weekend, huh? Figure some peeps might be feelin' left out, what with that whole gotta look human bit. Whaddy' say we have a shindig a our own? Drinks, food, an' a little time t' kick back with people that ain't necessarily some shade a dirt from head t' fin. Pipe up here if y' got anythin' particular t' eat. Our chef's one a the best an' he does special orders if y' ask all nice like. If y' look human an' y' wanna come hang with us anyway that's cool too. Ain't gonna get no judgin' from me, anyway. Sheheheh!

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[hiken]

Ahhh, right. You oughta warn 'em that women are gonna get hit on.

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[om_nom_namur]

The way yer sayin' it makes it sound like y' think that's a bad thing.

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[hiken]

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh... [A bit nervous.]

Not... really... Lecher.

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[om_nom_namur]

Hey what's wrong with tellin' a girl if she's lookin' damn fine? Ain't that bein' nice?

[He is seriously bemused.]

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[hiken]

Oi, oi. I'll teach you how to politely talk to women.

This lady Makino taught me how to do it when I was a kid.

[yeah, he just said these words in the correct order without any intended irony]

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[om_nom_namur]

Excuse me, yer lookin' damn fine?

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[fierybluebird]

There. Now you've got it.

[Couldn't help himself.]

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[om_nom_namur]

Y e a h . . .

Don't think it'll make any difference.

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[fierybluebird]

Then they aren't worth the effort, eh.

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[om_nom_namur]

Dude if they can't handle me bein' me all the damn time, they ain't worth the effort anyway. Not gonna go 'round givin' 'em this dumbass fake idea like I'm some kind a guy that's playin' games an' shit. Jus' pisses 'em off later when y' get sick a the game an' y' ain't who they think y' are, y' know? Screw that noise.

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[fierybluebird]

Damn right bro!

You're a wise man indeed!

[Ace is free to call bullshit here. When Ace says it, Marco calls him an idiot who doesn't have tact. When Namur says it, he calls him wise.]

[WHAT DO.]

[Marco has double standards.]

[Blame the freckles and shark teeth.]

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[om_nom_namur]

Tch, don't know 'bout wise but I ain't completely stupid which I guess is close 'nuff. Sheheheh!

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[fierybluebird]

In this ocean? That definitely counts, yoi.

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[hiken]

You can't say 'damn'!

[See? This was Ace's limit.]

The 'excuse me' is good, though. [Makino would be so ashamed.]

You shouldn't curse when you're trying to compliment someone.

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[om_nom_namur]

Why the hell not? Damn fine's like, better'n jus' fine, right? Like girls get pissed if they're like "How d' I look?" and yer like "Fine" but they get all pink on their face if y' go "Damn fine". See?

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[hiken]

They get pink, 'cause you're bein' pushy. Anyway, the meaning of it changes with the tone. If you say 'Damn fine', you're more excited. If you say 'Fine', you're not!

Anyway, it's not just tone, cause if you just let tone do it, then you're really creepy. That's how Thatch does it.

I'm tellin' ya', bein' a gentleman is easy even if it's the most boring thing in the world.