by_heart: (excuse the hell out of you)
Lea ([personal profile] by_heart) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-04-19 12:24 am

[Voice]

Why is there a chick in my kitchen?

On the counter.

In a tea towel.

I'm not cooking it and I'm sure as hell not cleaning up its crap, so someone better come claim it or I'm letting it loose.