[sometime at night but too early for most people to go to bed. There are various bits of moaning and splashing sounds as he knocks zombies into the water]
Hey guys! That race thing is soon, right? So let's all go have fun! I bet there's gonna be a festival and a lot of food and stuff. This is nothing. If you're having problems with the zombies just try to take their arms off. If you die or someone else, that's okay, everyone comes back.
So forget about all that and let's just have a really big party when we go racing? Okay?
We're allies so we have to!
[and he continues whacking at zombies. Probably with their own limbs. Humming what might a familiar tune to some]
Hey guys! That race thing is soon, right? So let's all go have fun! I bet there's gonna be a festival and a lot of food and stuff. This is nothing. If you're having problems with the zombies just try to take their arms off. If you die or someone else, that's okay, everyone comes back.
So forget about all that and let's just have a really big party when we go racing? Okay?
We're allies so we have to!
[and he continues whacking at zombies. Probably with their own limbs. Humming what might a familiar tune to some]
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