Selphie Tilmitt

Did somebody tell a bunch of zombies that I was having a sleepover?!

Cause there's a whole load of them trying to get into my room!!

*There's a groan that is definitely not Selphie, followed by a hard thud and a sickening crunch*

They're a little too keen to hang out! 

A little help?

*With thwacks and moans, Selphie becomes too distracted to continue the feed. Instead, she sounds distant as she attacks them, "Urgh, don't be so rude! I didn't even invite you! Yuck." If you've got the time to listen, Selphie is basically providing a commentary on her fights with the zombies*