Ja'far
12 June 2014 @ 12:16 am
[The voice that blares out from the journal's pages seems to be that of a young boy, but at this volume it's sort of hard to tell.]

LISTEN HERE, PISSANTS! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BRAINLESS LOSERS DON'T HAVE THAT GEM YET, BUT YOU BETTER PICK UP THE PACE OR I'M GONNA GET IT BEFORE ALL OF YOU AND --

[There's a short pause.]

And...

[Wait, what would he do with it? Sinbad's going to want it, of course, but that doesn't mean he's going to get it if Ja'far puts it together. Why shouldn't he keep it for himself? Sinbad has conquered two dungeons after all. It's time for someone else to get a turn.

Probably not the sort of thing a loyal underling should be planning, but screw that.

It's a way to get that life of leisure he was going to use the power of kings for. Except that would mean he can't use it to wish to go home. But just using it to wish to go home is pretty much the lamest thing ever.

So...]


AND SOMETHING, OKAY?! WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
 
 
Roxas
12 June 2014 @ 06:15 am
[Something has been troubling Roxas, he has a question that he really wants to get a poll on.]

I was on Candy Mountain and there was a puddle made of chocolate.

I drank some of it, because it's chocolate.

Then a turtle told me I'm weird.

Is that weird?

- Roxas

(By the way - It was delicious.)
 
 
Miss Margaret
12 June 2014 @ 07:26 pm
Dearest Patrons,

It's been some time since you've heard from me, but I'm quite happy to say you lot have kept me quite busy nonetheless! June is a big month for those of us who make our living selling this and that to you brave souls who sail the seas, so I've spent much of the past two months working my fingers to the bone to collect only the highest quality goods for Backwater Brig.

July will be upon us before you know it! Are you ready for the Ghost Race? If you want to make a splash when things kick off in Port Chance, you'll need to make sure everything's ship shape. Need some upgrades? Repairs? A little something extra? Look no further! Just want to spectate? We can help with that as well. Stock up on spyglasses to keep an eye on the competitors and flags to cheer them on. I know I'll be looking forward to daily updates on the brave sailors' progress.

June Deals

This month: 20% off ALL purchases! That's right: ALL PURCHASES! There's no better time to stock up on whatever you need!


As always, dear patrons, all transactions are private. However, if you'd like to send supplies to another ship in a pinch, gift receipt options are available upon request!


[This post will be open from the 12th to the 21st.]