[The roar of the surf! The bang of fireworks! A fanfare of trumpets! These are the sounds that greet (assault?) the pirate who flips to this newly-minted page in their mysterious journal. There's also some dramatic chiaroscuro portrait of Leonmitchelli at the top of the page.

Someone clearly believes that an introduction should make an impression.]

As I don't intend to follow our host's poor example, allow me to introduce myself! I am Leonmitchelli Galette des Rois: supreme ruler of the Galette Lion Dominion, peerless amongst warriors!

[There's a swish as someone clearly forgets that this isn't televised and no one can see her dramatically flinging her cape around. Her voices loses some of its bombast as she moves on to business... though 'some' means there's still plenty to go around.]

I answered the call thinking I'd find a worthy quest, but instead I've been stood up. It's the same for all of you, or so I hear. 'If you want to do anything interesting, you have to go find it yourself. If you want to go back, find the way yourself.' It's an insult, but it's an insult that's better than nothing, so I'll take to the seas too.

So tell me: who among you deserves that the Knight of the King of Beasts sail with you?

Week 0, Day 1

Using this given book as a personal log.

Name: Garrus Vakarian
Rank: Turian Hierarchy Reaper Task Force Leader (as of this entry)

I’ve woken up in plenty of strange places after a night of shore leave, but this is new. Still trying to wrap my head around what’s going on. I’m putting my money on a simulation of some kind. Probably Reaper or Cerberus tech or a weird form of indoctrination. From what I remember, subjects tend to hear some sort of whispering. That’s not creepy at all.

At the risk of sounding like that freaking Prothean, the town’s culture, technology and architecture is primitive and human-centric. I doubt they have any kind of water purification or dextro food, so the environment is obviously not turian-friendly.

Gonna have a look around. Simulation or not, I’m hoping they’re friendly.

And that I can find someone or something familiar.