05 | Voice

[bloodheels]

Ummm... [There was a sound of things getting knocked over and the sound of animals moving about, making their usual noise. It sounded like chaos whatever was going on.]

Question... Does one know how to stop a goat from eating all the food? I've tried taking it off them, but they then eat something else and I've lost a good skirt that way already. I'm kind of running out of options.

[Another loud crash as Lenalee had gone to move.]

Please, let go of that. It might seem tasty, but we need it to last a while longer. [Crashes, stern words being told and bahing were all one could hear for at least two minute before she returned.]

The goat is trying to hit my hair. If it keeps trying to eat everything, I cannot say it will be staying in one piece, so please someone come take him away. [So close to getting angry enough that the goat will be getting kicked off the boat. If that it literally or not is another question.]

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[bloodheels]

Has it been givien you trouble as well then?

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[madeofswords]

The bleating, Lenalee.

I'm surprised anyone gets any sleep on this boat.

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[bloodheels]

I've always managed to sleep myself. But if it's that bad, maybe we should invest in something that might help.

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[madeofswords]

[He answered a little bit too quickly.]

Some sort of gag.

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[bloodheels]

[he did rather...Lenalee sounds kind of puzzled.]

A...gag?

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[madeofswords]

[It felt odd that he actually had to finish the thought--]

...To shut the goat up.

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[bloodheels]

But wouldn't that hurt the goat?

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[madeofswords]

Not terribly. A gag can be set in the mouth in a way that doesn't damage muscles in the jaw.

[Archer said this unironically, not remembering at all that this was weird information to have on hand so readily.]

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[bloodheels]

I would still feel bad for the goat, no matter what.

[It just doesn't feel right to her to stop it from doing what comes to it so naturally. No, she couldn't do it. She won't do it.]

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[madeofswords]

[He gave a dead stare that went unwitnessed.]

Honestly? It wouldn't bother the animal as long as it was well-fed.

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[bloodheels]

But then it would mean taking the thing off and on again wouldn't it?