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Lenalee Lee ([personal profile] bloodheels) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-04-09 06:47 pm

05 | Voice

Ummm... [There was a sound of things getting knocked over and the sound of animals moving about, making their usual noise. It sounded like chaos whatever was going on.]

Question... Does one know how to stop a goat from eating all the food? I've tried taking it off them, but they then eat something else and I've lost a good skirt that way already. I'm kind of running out of options.

[Another loud crash as Lenalee had gone to move.]

Please, let go of that. It might seem tasty, but we need it to last a while longer. [Crashes, stern words being told and bahing were all one could hear for at least two minute before she returned.]

The goat is trying to hit my hair. If it keeps trying to eat everything, I cannot say it will be staying in one piece, so please someone come take him away. [So close to getting angry enough that the goat will be getting kicked off the boat. If that it literally or not is another question.]
curries: (Whoa! She's not dead?!)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
W-wow...! It sure seems like a lot of people are having trouble with pets lately!

Do you think maybe he's not getting enough to eat at mealtimes? Maybe you could stop on an island somewhere and let him munch on grass for a while. Or maybe keep him somewhere where there isn't anything he can possibly chew on. Like in an empty room or a crate or a corner of the deck or something...?
curries: (Butterflies...are...magic...)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-14 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Other animals"? Are you guys keeping a farm on your ship? All we had were some plants, but most of them kinda drowned a while ago...

Oh, sure! And well, it sounds like you're feeding him plenty. Maybe he's bored.
curries: (So this is the plan. You in?)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. So what does the third animal do?

Well... [Asbel taps his foot, considering. He's by no means a critter expert, but he can at least try to answer.]

Uh. You could paint him up and train him to be the ship's mascot or something? Since he likes to eat, I bet he'd be good at picking fresh food whenever you guys reach port. Or maybe what he needs is some other goat friends.
curries: (You're weird.)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So they're more like a companion? [He frowns when he remembers-] No, but you said you hadn't seen them for a while... Then, maybe a passenger?

It's worth a shot. Sometimes you get hungry when there's nothing else to do, you know? If you keep his mind off being bored, he might not want to eat as much.
curries: (You're weird.)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so that's why! Our captain and a few of the others girls have some weird pets too. Sometimes you see them floating around and other times you don't see them as much. Guess they stay busy the same as everyone else.

Uh. I... [...] I dunno! Why don't you try asking him?
curries: (Butterflies...are...magic...)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-22 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, give him some options and see what he likes.

[Says the kid who talks to bears as if they can really understand him. Then again, some of the animals in his hometown love giving the player controller tips.]
curries: (Ready for an adventure?)

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[personal profile] curries 2014-04-23 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem! Good luck with your goat. I hope you find a way to make him happy so he won't keep eating everything.