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[surveydog]

How would ye rate yer experience sailin' fer Davy Jones?

If ye could be any kind 'o bug, what would ye be and why?

What do you think be the air speed velocity of a coconut laden whooping crane?

What do ye really plan to do with the shards in th' end?

Be ye male or female? Single, engaged, other?

Species?

Have ye any suggestions how th' Dog can help ye pester her any more with insipid questions?

Thank'ee and have a nice day.

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[fierybluebird]

[Being Marco he doesn't even bat an eye.]

[Just multiplies the usual forty-five mph maximum velocity for a seven foot wingspan whooping crane by five.]

[Then just says fuck it.]

Anywhere between forty sea leagues an hour to ninety-nine leagues, depending on the winds, storms, and elephantine size of coconuts.