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[surveydog]

How would ye rate yer experience sailin' fer Davy Jones?

If ye could be any kind 'o bug, what would ye be and why?

What do you think be the air speed velocity of a coconut laden whooping crane?

What do ye really plan to do with the shards in th' end?

Be ye male or female? Single, engaged, other?

Species?

Have ye any suggestions how th' Dog can help ye pester her any more with insipid questions?

Thank'ee and have a nice day.

Comments

[rikuheyriku]

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Okaaaaay... [SURE, WHY NOT...] I'm not sure what that even means, but I'm guessing you're not gonna give me a straight answer to anything I ask.

[surveydog]

Do ye think this is a place where questions get answered? Why or why not?
What kind 'o idiot are ye? Please put yer answer in paragraph form of at least 300 words.

[rikuheyriku]

[LONG PAUSE.]

Well... yeah, actually, I do. Because you're always offering to answer a question for whoever can ask first, and stuff.

I'm not an idiot, though!

[surveydog]

HA!

[rikuheyriku]

What's so funny?!

[surveydog]

Thank'ee fer replyin'. Yer utter uselessness has not been logged but ye'll receive a little star pin anyway, just fer tryin'.