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[surveydog]

How would ye rate yer experience sailin' fer Davy Jones?

If ye could be any kind 'o bug, what would ye be and why?

What do you think be the air speed velocity of a coconut laden whooping crane?

What do ye really plan to do with the shards in th' end?

Be ye male or female? Single, engaged, other?

Species?

Have ye any suggestions how th' Dog can help ye pester her any more with insipid questions?

Thank'ee and have a nice day.

Comments

[cherrybombpie]

I'm not sailing for Davy Jones. Will he immediately let us use the shards when we complete the gem?

[surveydog]

Yer not sailin' fer Davey Jones? Why or why not? Please rate yer satisfaction on a scale of 1-10.

[cherrybombpie]

No!

[surveydog]

Why not?

[cherrybombpie]

You're not answering my questions.

[surveydog]

Was I supposed ta? Why or why not?

[cherrybombpie]

Would you like some tea?

[surveydog]

How would ye rate yer experience 'o tea on a scale 'o 1-10

[cherrybombpie]

Perhaps some cookies to go with it?

[surveydog]

Yer not a very bright person are ye?

[cherrybombpie]

You're still not answering my question.

[surveydog]

This has been an automated response from th' journal of SurveyDog. Please accept a good swift kick to th' ass, but be expectin' four ta eight weeks for delivery.

[cherrybombpie]

[A sigh. She doesn't care if she's talking to nothing - it simply has to be said.]

Not if I find you first. ♥