Celestia Is Best Pony [Royal Canterlot Voice/Action]

[letteropener]

A FAIR DAY TO YOU, OUR FELLOW PIRATES!

WE TRUST THIS DAY FINDS YOU WELL! IN FACT OUR PURPOSE IN ADDRESSING YOU THUSLY IS TO INQUIRE OF YOUR HEALTH AND WELL-BEING AFTER THAT MOST PERNICIOUS BATTLE!

[If those hearing this from their journals think they have it bad, they haven't seen the Million Merrily. The boat is actually listing dramatically just from Celestia's bellowing.]

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[allendsmeat]

[rolls to the listing side, laughing]

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[allendsmeat]

[and then when she's done, gets up with this face]

Celestia, you never told me you could do something that cool. [accuse accuse] As your captain I say you should talk like that all the time! [nod!]

[letteropener]

'TIS MERELY THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, LUFFY! THE PREFERRED MEANS OF ADDRESS FOR ROYALTY!

[Hopefully he can grab onto something and not get blown away...]

[allendsmeat]

[does grab onto something and laughs as he flaps in the breeze a bit]

I wanna do it! Na! Teach me!

Voice

[cry_brady]

[Oh. My. Gods.]

KNOCK THAT OFF! My ears are gunna bleed!

[letteropener]

Though we mean no offense in speaking thus, we might suggest that if thou had properly seated and manipulable ears rather than the immobile protuberances humans pretend offer adequate aural capability, thou wouldst have no trouble with the Royal Canterlot Voice!

[cry_brady]

[... was. was that english.]

I don't care if you're royal caterer, keep it down! There ain't any reason to shout like that!

[letteropener]

We TOLD you, 'tis tradition! We consider many of you in a proprietary fashion similar to Our royal subjects, and thus do you the courtesy of this mode of address!

[voice]

[rebellions]

[Wow complicated words. Ragna's never been good with those. "Pernicious"? What does that even mean? Oh, like that matters─]

I DON'T REALLY GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT HAVE A NICE DAY, TOO!

[... yes he's yelling back at the journal. Not nearly as loud as the original, but he tries.]

[voice]

[letteropener]

WE THANK THEE MOST WARMLY! OUR INQUIRY IS TO THY WELL-BEING AFTER THE RECENT OUTBREAK OF VIOLENCE? BE THOU UNINJURED?

[voice]

[rebellions]

OH! YEAH, I GOT HURT A BIT, BUT IT'S ALL HEALED BY NOW, SO THAT'S OKAY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, MISS! ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT, TOO?

[voice]

[letteropener]

WE CAME TO BUT LITTLE HARM IN THE CONFLICT, AS OUR WINGS AND MAGIC CONFOUNDED THOSE WHO WOULD STRIKE AGAINST US. WE DO THANK YOU FOR THE COURTESY OF INQUIRY IN TURN! ART ANY OF THY CREW MISSING?

Mares Code!

[elementofcupcakes]

[Pinkie is muzzled and locked in a cell, and Celestia is acting as if everything is honky dory!

Well, she has some angry words for her!! In the form of well organized hoof stomps and scuffs against the ground!!

THIS DAY ISN'T FINDING ME WELL, PRINCESS! GET US OUT!]

[letteropener]

PINKIE PIE! THY COMMUNICATION IS WELCOMED AND UNDERSTOOD! REST ASSURED THAT THY RECOVERY REMAINS A PRIORITY! CAN THOU COMMUNICATE THY LOCATION UNTO US?!

[elementofcupcakes]

[WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO LOUDLY?! YOU'RE NOT PRINCESS LUNA!]

[letteropener]

'TIS TRADITION TO ADDRESS OUR SUBJECTS WITH THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE! ART THOU COMPLAINING? THOU ART NOT PARTICULARLY QUIET NOR SUBDUED THYSELF, AND THIS IS FAIN CONSIDERED THY CHARM!

voice;

[wantsarobotgarden]

Miss... Do you need to speak to such high volume? I mean it's nice you want to be heard but... Uh... It kind of hurts my ears.

[letteropener]

'TIS TRADITION TO ADDRESS OUR SUBJECTS WITH THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE! THOUGH WE ADMIT THOU'RT NOT A PONY OF EQUESTRIA, WE NONETHELESS FEEL A CERTAIN PROPRIETARY FONDNESS TOWARDS THE MAJORITY OF THEE, AND THEREBY DO THEE THIS HONOR AND COURTESY!

[wantsarobotgarden]

Does that mean your royalty?

[serving_love]

[Man, why do people (and ponies) gotta keep bellowing through the journal today? And this voice isn't nearly as cute as Luffy-san's!]

What the hell, ya shitty horse?! You trying to blow us over?

[letteropener]

THE SHIP SHALL NOT LIST ETERNALLY, SANJI! WE MUST SAY, HOWEVER, THAT WE ARE DISPLEASED WITH THY CHOICE OF ADJECTIVE AND NOUN! NEITHER PROFANITY NOR A MISSTATEMENT OF OUR SPECIES IS WORTHY OF A MASTER CHEF SUCH AS THYSELF!

[Oh come on, Yellestia is totally cute. She's lost all her serenity and reserve and has replaced it with boundless enthusiasm.]

[serving_love]

Tch. Horse, pony, cow, whatever the hell. Stop yelling, you're giving me a damn headache!

[SURE. ADORABLE. He would no doubt find a way to think so on any other day!]

[kingkilvas]

[why]

No, that's fine, I didn't need my eardrums this week.

[letteropener]

WE ARE SORRY TO HEAR THAT THY HEARING HATH BEEN DAMAGED IN THIS MOST RECENT CONFLICT! TELL US, DIDST THOU OPPOSE A NAVY SHIP WITH A FORM OF SONIC WEAPON?

[kingkilvas]

My ears were fine until you began hollering into the blasted journal! For the love of Ashera, stop yelling!