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piratejournal2013-09-19 12:09 pm
justicereigns) wrote in piratejournal2013-09-19 12:09 pm
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[Voice]
ARR! Listen up ye bilge-drinking sons of landlubbers and tavern wenches!
Sail lines be not for swinging on! Keep that shit up and we'll be capsized before any of you greenbacks can say "Jolly Roger!"
Tea time is not grog time, and coffee cannot be ignored! Stay alert on these waters, 'less ye want to make Davy Jones' locker yer home, got it?!
So ye scallwags think ye all want to be pirates? Live freely on the seas, do ye? Ye can't even get outta port and I not be sure how many of ye idiots even remembered to bring proper compasses! Don't make me laugh! Say that when ye know what being a pirate really means!
And will someone on this damnable ship fix whatever storm be a'brewin' that makes me sound like a bloody ship-stealin' miscreant?!
[Smoker should never be allowed to talk. Today least of all.]
Sail lines be not for swinging on! Keep that shit up and we'll be capsized before any of you greenbacks can say "Jolly Roger!"
Tea time is not grog time, and coffee cannot be ignored! Stay alert on these waters, 'less ye want to make Davy Jones' locker yer home, got it?!
So ye scallwags think ye all want to be pirates? Live freely on the seas, do ye? Ye can't even get outta port and I not be sure how many of ye idiots even remembered to bring proper compasses! Don't make me laugh! Say that when ye know what being a pirate really means!
And will someone on this damnable ship fix whatever storm be a'brewin' that makes me sound like a bloody ship-stealin' miscreant?!
[Smoker should never be allowed to talk. Today least of all.]