2nd Pyroblast: [Voice/Action for the Sun] (Opposite Day!)

[theartofboom]

[Chandra isn't much of one for using the journals at all. The whole...talking at a book thing...is kinda odd and writing isn't really her style. But some days are so freaking weird that you just gotta talk to people. And today? Well, it's definitely one of those sorts of days. Even for someone used to strange things just happening all around, waking up with a whole different set of parts ranks pretty high on the freak-o-meter.

Finding clothes is a pain, and he'll probably wind up raiding the laundry room just to find something that's even mildly appropriate. Sorry Thatch/Logan/Ace/Marco or whichever unfortunate person is now without pants, but there's a dire need for them here!

Eventually, a deep masculine voice comes through, patient and calm and completely unlike the highstrung, nearly psychotic Chandra from before.]

Voice

So. Curses. How long do they usually last? Because let me tell you I am having a hell of a time with this one. It's harmless, but inconvenient.

[He chuckles.]

But it is eye opening, that's for sure. So in the interest of opening a dialogue, tell me guys and girls...assuming you got...changed into the opposite gender for a little while what would you do? Also for you guys out there, what would you say are things a gal should experience that they might not...ordinarily...be able to. If...say...they'd been changed into a guy and were wanting to get the most out of an awkward experience?

[With that, Chandra'll shut the book and go out on deck to sit and wait. What a day. Ugh...]

((ooc: Chandra's been genderswapped for opposite day (Obviously!) and replies will come from craterizing))

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

Eh... talk to Thatch.

[Mainly because Namur would freak out the same way Marco did, and honestly, Marco doesn't know WHAT Thatch will make of it, but...]

And don't look at me like that, it's creepy.

[You're giving him the creeps. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.]

[craterizing]

Also pants. And...it's weird not having a chest too. [He thumps it in a manly fashion.]

[fierybluebird]

[And then Marco worries what he'll do if Thatch is a girl now because--]

[NOPE WIPING THAT OUT OF MIND.]

Well you do...

It's just...

[Rubs his face.]

[But that doesn't fit right? Even okama smell mostly the same so.]

[Tch.]

[Energy is wrooooong.]

[Shudders.] I'm keeping an eye on you matey.

[He still feels like he should kick her overboard again, but even if it WAS an enemy, it wouldn't prove anything. How sad.]

[craterizing]

[And Chandra hops off the flaming bird, banishing it with a wave of his hand.]

Are you now? And what is it you hope to catch me doing? Changing back to my usual stunning self?

[fierybluebird]

[Lazy smirk.] Well, aye. And if you're naked so much the better, eh?

[But no, he's hoping to make sure you don't knife anyone in the back.]

[CALL HIM PARANOID, but sadly he's one of the less paranoid of his brothers lately :T]

[craterizing]

Oh-ho...so, it was you trying to catch me in the bath the other night then.

[Because she totally takes baths, boils the salt out of the water and everything.]

You know, when I'm my usual self, you've just gotta ask. Nicely

[fierybluebird]

[Amused grin.] Sorry to disappoint, but that was my turn. I'm the one who tries to sneak into the showers.

[craterizing]

Without knocking? Seems to me that's a load of kavu-manure [He'll laugh.]

[fierybluebird]

Kavu? [Headtilt.]

Eh, I'm a bird. Surely you can take pity on a poor fire bird who doesn't want to drown, yoi.

[This would be SO much more effective if he wasn't... Marco :|]

[craterizing]

Lizard things from Dominaria.

[Shruuug.]

You're a bird are you? Don't look like it to me. More like a peeping tom.

[fierybluebird]

Oh?

[Waves a hand back and forth.] Same thing. You can't hide from birds.

[craterizing]

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

[He laughs good naturedly.]

Just be glad you're cute.

[fierybluebird]

[Oh no, not the c-word.]

You're the only one who thinks so. [WELL AND THATCH BUT WHATEVER.]

Chandra we need to do something about your face.

And energy.

[SERIOUSLY GURL YOU ARE FREAKING HIM OUT!!!]

[craterizing]

What's up with that? You keep saying my energy is off, but it's the same to me. And yeah, I want my face back.

[fierybluebird]

It's not, yoi! [Shudders.] Now I know why Namur hates it when I don't warn him about genders in advance. "What's the difference Namur, it's all the same!" Hah.

Yours is all....

[Another shudder.] Purple now. It's purple now. It's horrendous. I've never seen anything like it.

Closest was Chameleone and even that was better masked.

[craterizing]

Are you implying I sparkle a bit too much for you? Or that I smell funny?

[Getting annoyed finally. Purple? Really?!]

[fierybluebird]

You smell wrong.

Sparkles I could live with.

[craterizing]

Well you'll have to deal with this till the curse ends.

[fierybluebird]

[......]

Maybe I can run for it somewhere.