written; he'll wish he didn't

[dersite_dj]

just blew up at a bartender cause he called me lad
completely snapped my tether
i wasnt big on the whole alcohol thing
i guess it was this family thing where one half thought it was cool to run magic alchemy moonshines in the cellar
but hey now i know what its good for
dulling the pain of enduring these ridiculous goddamn pirates of the carribean accents
some asswhole with a bunch of bandanas and braids is gonna come out of the woodwork
any fuckin second now and start stumbling around uttering some mystical bullshit about being on some dumbass quest for losers
goddamn i cant stand most of the douchebags on these islands
its probably how they were born and itd be normal for them but
all this magical pirate bullshit is seriously getting out of hand
seriously why am i even writing this

anyway enjoy this beautiful representation of myself right now


im feelin real fuckin artistic makin shitty sbahj comics with charcoal
fuckin destroys the red markers though

Comments

[dersite_dj]

your the one beggin me to stop
as if you realize your dealin with a fuckin master
clearly your outclassed
unable to step up to hurricane dave

written;

[kringlefuck]

Haha of course i have! Who hasnt seen those cinameflicks?
Well i mean besides those who didnt get a copy via the sendificator device but from what i hear theyre quite the trilogy to view in the future!

Good show!

written;

[hoodwinking]

Sure, if you're not applying yourself. It's not about how smart you are, it's about what you do with your smarts.

And I can tell that you're using yours in the worst possible way.

[written]

[cherrybombpie]

Could you not write such scandalous statements?!

Pointing out its supposed removal only makes people particular of its supposed absence!

For example, if I tell you not to think of zebras, I am certain you will think of them.

[yatteyanyo]

Only the most base and vulgar brag about this kind of thing.

[dersite_dj]

well yeah
is that something that needed to be mentioned
or were you like
oh boy if i say this hell totally deny it
and act like he aint base and vulgar
cause that just wouldnt work yo

written;

[dersite_dj]

i aint got smarts babe
my brains a fuckin rat runnin track on a belt
if that little dude breaks its leg im essentially fucked
hahaha

[written]

[dersite_dj]

im sure theres some sorta weird psychoanalytical term you could use for that
but i ASSure you im not PENISing around
this is 100% legit softcore

Re: written;

[dersite_dj]

i have actually never seen them
i mean are they as shitty as advertised
because i heard a lotta hype

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

shit what did you do?
you're not fucking up the timeline are you?
wait
is that even a thing here?
i don't even know if there's an alpha timeline to fuck up.
i'm on the ship
tell me which bar you're at
i'll get there

[written]

[cherrybombpie]

[Kodachi somehow feels like she's sexting, even if she's not . . .]

NEVER YOU MIND!

[yatteyanyo]

As aware as I am about your proclivity towards being base and vulgar, you should also be aware that I am very much adverse to it.

[feetarestrange]

If you're talking about your crew, why don't you just find another one?

written

[slugly]

You drew the same thing when you attempted the person I was looking for.

written;

[hoodwinking]

Obviously.

Maybe that's an asset around here. We'll show any crew that attacks us your comics and they'll run in terror.

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

[Yes]

We might as well be. Now stop drawing crude pictures in everyone's journals.

written;

[dersite_dj]

nah if anything it would inspire them to try and end the comics
at any cost
knowing a natural enemy when they witness it
shit would be fucking monstrous to them
withholding choking sobs
knowing theyve met their real enemy

[written]

[dersite_dj]

you need to like see it
im pretty sure i actually made a new law just now
you have to see it
or feel it
or unfeel it
fuck its actually pretty cool

[Dave had definitely messed up something vital. If Alpha Dave tried to approach, he would probably feel the sensation of running backwards and forwards at the same time, but it wouldn't stop him at all.]

[dersite_dj]

and yet here we are
blatantly admitting to it
in a totally self defeated and vain sort of disagreement
you have to admit you probably thrive on seeing my stupid bullshit
so you have something to be disgusted by

[written]

[dersite_dj]

oh nevermind?
ok then i can get even filthier if youve given up

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

[Never]

you cant tell me what to do
im pretty sure my blood alcohol level is doing that already

written

[dersite_dj]

sort of
i stenciled over that drawing
and i did it on both sides of the paper
so this one is even worse

[dersite_dj]

probably cause i figure every crew is as insane as mine

[yatteyanyo]

That's -probably true- just stupid.

[dersite_dj]

definitely true
even more stupid than you anticipated