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Sora, why ye be talkin' like dat- [A huge gasp]

I-

Why I be talkin' like dis?

[The tone is something akin to horror, over nerves really.]

Ah, Yuuki... I be not exactly sure why... we be talkin' like this!

It looks like we be under some sort o' spell, or somethin'.

[He laughs.] I cannot say it be th' worst possible spell t' be under, if that be the case.

I'm sure it will avast eventu...ally?

[He then whispers.] Y-Yuuki...I had not the faintest idea... what 'avast' meant, afore now.

I'd like t' stop talkin' like this. It be an awful manner of speakin'.

[He groans.]

Th' worst spell t' be sure. I be soundin' like a uneducated bilge-rat. Wit' poor accent no less!

Afore now I didn't sound stupid. This be like a book of sorts, about privateers on the bounty! I know not what I be doin' here.

Whatever be th' case, thar be a force strong enough t' brin' us here.

There be no tellin' what else goin' t' happen t' us in this world. It be kind o' scary, actually.

Like I said, though, maybe it will wear off soon...

It best be passin', it be rather humiliating t' speak like a moron.

Aye, it actually be startin' t' get annoyin'...

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I be thinkin' it be better to not be talkin' as much.

Aye, matey... agreed. [He sighs.]

You mean...everyone's not doing this on purpose?

[ He thinks he's being trolled AS USUAL. ]

No, matey. I be not doin' this on purpose.

[Even though he's probably like...across the room or something, he still gives the journal an amused look and writes his response in it.]

Just because we're traveling with pirates, I don't think it's a requirement to talk like one.

Uh... But, Riku...

I be not doin' any of it on purpose!

It is... actually gettin' kind o' annoyin'. I be sayin' words I be not even sure o' th' definition.

Uh-huh, sure. Very funny, Sora.

[He believes you, NO REALLY.]

But... it be th' truth, Riku.

[In spite of the accent, he sounds fairly serious.]

[Looks up from the journal across to wherever Sora is, frowning.]

Are you trying to mess with me?

[Blinks then frowns.]

Trust me, matey. If I were lookin' to mess with ye, I'd pick a much better joke than this one!

[Gives an annoyed frown, though not directed at Riku--just... the situation. He sighs and tilts his head to the side, muttering.]

I do hope this be temporary.

...

[Say what now.]

Did you eat something weird?

Uh... I don't... think me did. I jus' woke up doin' this... and I truly can't stop, mate.

[It was cool at first, but... this is getting ridiculous, now. Riku, fix it.]

Um.

[AT A LOSS. No idea what to do here.

Ends up letting out an entirely inappropriately timed snicker just at the pure ridiculousness of the situation, then quickly clamps a hand over his mouth.]

...

[Sora gives a look of disbelief, before blinking. Suddenly a couple of small laughs escape... no, wait, he's supposed to be angry!

Quick, Sora! Serious face!

Yep, totally giving a "Riku's a jerk" frown, here. Never mind the fact he's having to look away, while forcing back another laugh.]

[Yeah, just kind of snickering outright now, though he's still covering his mouth a bit.]

I'm sorry, it's just—could our entire situation even get any more ridiculous at this point? Geez...

[Lowers his hand, buuut he's grinning.]

Can you seriously not stop talking like that??

[Froooown...

Though, Riku makes a valid point, so he sighs. To the question, he sighs and shakes his head.]

No...

[Nope, not going to say more than he has to. He's not going to give you a reason to outright laugh~~, you jerk~~.

~~Which probably won't last very long. Sora, quiet? Ha...~~]

[Narrows his eyes, still not entirely sure this whole thing isn't a joke, but it's Sora. He would've cracked by now if it was.

So he sighs.]

Well. Maybe it'll go away on its own...?

You be both an alien and a pirate?

[pause]

Why did I just say that? That was terrible grammar.

It must have gotten you as well, matey. I think it be some sort o' spell. That Scurvy person did seem angry, after all. Not sayin' it's 'im, necessarily... [siiiiigh]

Though, considerin' thar be someone powerful enough t' bring us all here against our will... There be no tellin' what else could happen t' us.

You sound pretty funny. [though he doesn't sound all that happy] I can't do it though. [boo] Did you eat something weird or something?

Aye, ...I do sound funny. [Gives a faint sigh.]

But, I really jus' ... woke up talkin' this way.

Mmmmm. [annoyed sound. That's not fair at all] Trade with me!

If I could trade, I would. I'd much prefer t' return t' soundin' like meself, now. [soft sigh]

Any ideas?

No... But it's okay isn't it? It's pretty cool! [and it could be worse] Maybe it's just a mystery.

Heh! Aye, ye are right about that... Though, it's a bit... annoyin', since I can't turn it off, at all.

I guess we'll never know th' truth, though.

Edited 2013-09-25 03:26 (UTC)

Maybe we can ask that dog person after we ask about meat mountain.

Meat.. mountain?

Don't ye mean badass?!

[SUCH LANGUAGE.]

Er... I'd not use that word, meself, but...[He laughs.]

Ye could say that!

(What are you talking about?)

Why not? Tis is the only to speak!

(Laughing so much that he is purring.) Best thing to wake to, aye?

Ah... Whatever ye say! [Laugh fades into a chuckle, before he responds.]

Aye! 'Tis most definitely. [Never mind he will be getting annoyed by it, after a while. For now, though, he's enjoying it.

Also, he's wondering about the purring. But that can wait.]

Me name's Sora, by the way.

Edited 2013-09-20 20:28 (UTC)

Aye, tis what me say. [so much fun, this is!]

AYE! What a way to become a pirate of the seas.

[Eh? This little boy is asking for the cat's name? Hnnnnng, still not used to being so many Outsiders.]

Sora? [SNERK! Sounds a little girly.] And I Boris Airay. [A brief pause.] Or the Cheshire Cat.

[There's a nice pause before he responds. Wait. This was... the Cheshire Cat?!]

W-wait... [HOLD EVERYTHING. STOP THE MUSIC. HE MIGHT HAVE FOUND SOMEONE HE KNOWS. ~~Not.~~] Are ye... from Wonderland?

[He's going to specify, even... thinking that will make sure there's no confusion. Silly Sora, for not realizing that there could be more than one Wonderland out there.] Where... Alice be from?

(Dang that is quite the pause.... Wait, let him guess.... Another person to compare him to that book. Siiiiigh.....)

Aye, I be from Wonderland but from a different Wonderland that you have read about.

(But then... The boy mentions Alice and Boris pauses for a long time. How does this boy know Alice and what is he to her? No more sounds coming from Cheshire as his tone takes on a more threatening twist.)

And what be ye to Alice and how do ye know of her?

Oh, I've... been there. [He is then frowning at the change of tone, before a sound of shifting can be heard from his end.]

Well... I saved her... around...Well, it be a year ago, now, methinks? [He pauses, again.]

Although... [Sorry, Boris. He trails off completely, on that thought.]

You have? ..... I would have thought that the old Fart would have told me that a different Outsider being there.

......[This was big news.... Why wouldn't Alice bring this up? A very long and quiet pause. No, this was a different Alice and a different Wonderland. How many different versions of his home are there?! He lets out a small huff along with a very long-suffering sigh.]

But most likely my Wonderland is not yer own.

[A soft laugh could be heard. He was just about to mention something, actually.]

Aye... I was goin' ta mention yer voice soundin' diff'rent from the Cheshire Cat I'd met. [He huffed out a laugh of a sigh.]

Ye make the third person, actually. So's not too big a surprise, actually.

[SO glad he doesn't talk much. But.... he's noticed this trend, and speaks up..... very normal]

You didn't get into the rum again, did you? [wow, was that a tease? Maybe.]

[H-hey... that was... a one time thing. He's never drinking that stuff again, because he felt terrible, the next day.]

Ah! Logan! ...Rum? [...oh. Oh! That's what that stuff was called, right?]

A-ah...No, actually. I jus' happened ta wake up talkin' like this!

[A smirk in his voice, because he's amused. You've amused him, kid]

A likely story. [might still be teasing him]

[Rude, Logan. Rude. A small disapproving sound can be heard, before there's just a hint of a whine in his tone--this guy's just as bad as Riku!]

But.... 'tis a true story, Logan!

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