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scurveydog ([personal profile] scurveydog) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-03-02 08:58 pm

Week 26

Seas are boilin’ so expect incomin’ as usual as well as shorter’n usual posts from me. I don’t want to attract the Navy’s attention any more than ye. They’ve got no patience fer dissenters ‘o any stripe.

I will tell ye that there are two admirals geared up in th’ East and West, as well as three Captains in th’ East, two South and West and one in the North. Don’t engage any o’ ‘em if ye can help it—but if ye are stuck, there be rumors that the Captains carry maps on ‘em that’ll lead ta shard pieces. If the Navy gets hold ‘o ‘em ye’ll ne’er see them, lest ye launch a full on assault which I wouldn’t recommend. He what brought you here and brings ye back might get tired ‘o doin’ it after so long.

That’ll about serve as yer news as there’s nothin’ else of import ta ye anyway.

Weather

North: Cold but not blisterin’ ly so. Might even get to go in a light jacket near the middle ‘o the week. Watch out fer th’ odd roc since they stir up in th’ spring.

East: Calm an’ cold wi’ a slight chance ‘o kraken. Expect showers throughout the week but next Saturday brace yerselves fer a gale.

West: Brisk and windy, though nothin’ ye can’t handle. Hear there might be a whirlpool a few miles out from Gun Frontier so watch yerself afore ye get sucked onta a reef.

South Hot an’ humid. Almost like summer. Barely any wind ta speak of. No idea what’s goin’ on there but it be what it be.
Now if ye got a question ‘o reasonable levels of idiocy, one question, mind ye, lay it on me. Otherwise I’d best spend the time gettin’ prepared.
slugly: (annoyed; pls just shut up)

action

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[well it's better than what he WAS doing]
obstinates: (miffed « hell no!)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing wrong with being curious about people! How else are you s'pposed to get to know them, y'know?

[The funny thing is he's completely serious in that innocent way. He really doesn't mean to offend--it's just he comes off as socially inept as fuck.]
om_nom_namur: Art by Pink Afro on Pixiv (thug life)

voice

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-03-03 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Any time, Jellybrain! What's yer name?
slugly: (fight; team rocket is blasting off)

action

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[damage control]

I'm sorry for his trouble, he's well intentioned usually. Just dense.

[cracks knuckles]

I'll deal with him if he gets out of hand again. He's my teammate.
obstinates: (shit « I predict an ass whippin')

voice

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Uzumaki Naruto, y'know! Or yarrrr'know, I guess.
breaks_pots: (happy: love music)

[personal profile] breaks_pots 2014-03-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
My leg isn't broken anymore, Mister Dog!
slugly: yin (comic; headbutt incoming)

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[once you find that journal Naruto, Sakura is now threatening you to apologize to Scurvey

RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP HER]
thetruehistorian: (ping!)

[not here but listening as usual and PINGED LIKE WHOA]

[personal profile] thetruehistorian 2014-03-03 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that story sounds awfully familiar. At least parts of it, anyway.]

[Written]

[personal profile] crackpotcrocker 2014-03-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
How do you be a friend?

[This is Codi's fault for the most part. She's pushing friendship on him and isn't sure how to handle it.]
obstinates: (groan « wtf with the yaoi fangirls?)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Only because SAKURA-CHAN says so:]

Sorry. Yarrr'know.
breakfastmetaphors: (glare)

action

[personal profile] breakfastmetaphors 2014-03-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
See that you do, or I will.

[Still not putting the gun away.]
hearts_beat: (Relief)

[personal profile] hearts_beat 2014-03-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Look... there's times and places for that sort of thing and this wasn't it, okay?
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voice

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2014-03-03 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Name's Namur. The hell kind a thing are y' Naruto? Human or other?
wavemotiongunner: (talking)

[personal profile] wavemotiongunner 2014-03-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Even a little is helpful in understanding you world better.
slugly: (serious; i know wat m saying)

Re: action

[personal profile] slugly 2014-03-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I will.
breaks_pots: (so happy)

[personal profile] breaks_pots 2014-03-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
They weren't tricky. The healing ones hid for a while, but that's not really tricky...

[Not to him, anyway. His voice trailed off as he stretched his leg, then sighed.]

None of them wanted to come back with me. But oh! The Captain let me buy a sailboat for us and let me name it, too! It's the Hey! Listen!. If you or Mister Meep ever want to visit me, you can come visit me there. It's really small, but I get to captain it most of the time.
obstinates: (miffed « NO HOMO)

1/2

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Raging idiot?! IT'S RUDE SHIT LIKE THAT THAT MAKES HIM UNABLE TO JUST LET IT GO.]

THE HEL--

[personal profile] crackpotcrocker 2014-03-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
FINE! I WILL!

But you did say ask any questions.
obstinates: (meh « you're hurting my think place)

[personal profile] obstinates 2014-03-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well nobody told me that either, so don't act like I'm an idiot when nobody is gonna fill me in on shit. It's not like I've been here as long as the rest of you.

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