obstinates: (derp « that girl has a dick)
Uzumaki Naruto ([personal profile] obstinates) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-02-21 02:03 pm

1 || necessary supplies || audio + action

Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]
thethundersaid: (say it again; watch out for my face)

Re: [action]

[personal profile] thethundersaid 2014-03-13 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Sasuke also thinks he hears the jacket tear, which he counts as a victory. It's an eyesore and maybe Naruto will be forced to buy something not orange from Margie. Good outcomes.]

You'll have to steal them off my body.

[The only time Sasuke's been parted from his clothes is to wash them. He's had to concede a point to the other Malfoy by now; their crew doesn't smell daisy-fresh after a long time at sea, and he's not an exception.

They're doing better while docked, though, and in the meantime he kicks the door to the kitchen open in turn and half-shoves, half-throws Naruto at the water cask and points at the pots and stove.]


There. Feed yourself.