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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

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Does it matter? It's what I wish to be called.

Yeah, kinda. I mean what if someone gives you another title? You could end up bein' Sir Sir Crocodile. Or Lord Sir Crocodile.

I highly doubt it will become an issue.

[Naruto just takes a moment to size him up before nodding.]

You're pretty freakin' tall, so it'll be Gigantopops from now. Or Sir Gigantopops if that's really your thing, y'know.

[He leans down, blowing a plume of cigar smoke in his face. Oh yeah, that vein in his forehead is starting to throb just a bit.]

You will call me Sir Crocodile, and only Sir Crocodile, you disrespectful whelp.

[Which makes Naruto cough several times and wave it away.]

Whatever you say, Sir Gigantocrocopopsodile.

Edited 2014-02-23 05:22 (UTC)

Boy, you just arrived. Is this really the time to be making enemies?

You're the one blowin' smoke around like you own the place.

Besides, relax! If you're gettin' pissy over somethin' like that, you've probably got more enemies then I do.

Dealing with rivals is part of being a pirate, and I've killed plenty in my career.

Yeah, this whole pirate crap sounds like the shittiest stuff ever. I really need to get out of here.

I doubt that's much of an option for you. The land you came from probably isn't even located on this world.

I know. That's what everybody says. [The biggest eye roll ever as he sighs.] I'll just have to find those stupid gems or whatever quicker than I planned, y'know.

Yes, and I'm sure you'll just walk over and grab them like it's nothing.

With my friends' help, yeah. Thanks for believing in us. See? You're not such a bad guy.

I honestly can't tell if you seriously believe me, or you're so addle-minded that you can't parse sarcasm from someone's words.

Whatever, Sir Gigantocrocopopsodile. Thanks for the jerky. I'll be sure and pay you back, y'know.

[A part of him wants to cut this kid in half, but the last thing he needs right now is to start trouble.]

I've had enough of this, I'm going back to my ship.

[Just have a big grin and a wave.]

Stay safe, y'know!

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