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Hey book--or I guess people listening to the book?

... It's kinda weird talkin' to a book like this.

ANYWAYS, ahahah, I was just wonderin' when this prank is gonna be over? The whole thing about there not bein' any ramen stands around? I guess I could kinda see how that would be funny for like... five minutes, but it's really turned into somethin' cruel! So somebody just tell me where the damn ramen is, y'know?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I haven't ate in days...!

[And the option for action for the Charming Murderess or anybody walking along the docks really. There's a blond ninja in tattered clothing crawling on the pier looking pitiful.]

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Re: text

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[In chicken scratch:]

somebody else said something like that

do you think they have miso ramen with roasted pork?

text

[deathsought]

Impossible to say. You will need to see for yourself.

Re: text

[obstinates]

guess there's no harm in looking myself. if they don't have ramen, they might have the ingredients at least

text

[deathsought]

I wouldn't know. I am not the one who does the cooking on this ship.

Re: text

[obstinates]

well who's your cook? do they have ramen?

text

[deathsought]

That varies. And I do not know what goes into the food they make. I don't ask.

text

[obstinates]

you just eat it no matter what? that seems unhealthy

text

[deathsought]

They have given me not given me a reason to distrust them.

Re: text

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i kinda meant more like they could slip some itching powder or stuff that makes you go to the bathroom in it as a prank, but i guess it could be dangerous stuff too

text

[deathsought]

They aren't the type to do that. Besides, they would be eating it as well.

text >> voice

[obstinates]

I guess you're right.

Also, my hand hurts from writing all this, so I'm just gonna talk if that's okay.

Don't you ever talk?

text

[deathsought]

The degree of anonymity I gain from choosing to write suits me.

[obstinates]

Do you have like a super recognizable voice or something?

[deathsought]

Perhaps, to people from my world.

[ lol akira ishida ]

[obstinates]

[ HAHAH]

I'm not from your world though, but I guess I get what you mean. Shinobi are supposed to be stealthy and stuff too.

[deathsought]

Whatever a 'shinobi' is, I am not one of them.

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Are you like some sort of demon hunter then? I haven't seen any, by the way. Just lettin' you know.

[deathsought]

[ A long pause, before he begins writing again. ]

Not exactly.

[obstinates]

You just like hanging out with demons or somethin'?

[deathsought]

That is somewhat closer to the truth. If you truly must know, I summoned them.

[obstinates]

Whoa, really? With a summoning contract and everything?

[deathsought]

Something like that. They are alive because of me.

[obstinates]

What? How does that work?

Wait... are you a demon dad or somethin'? Did you make baby demons?

[deathsought]

[ A long pause. ]

Not exactly. It was done through magic.

[obstinates]

[Ah. Okay, that kinda makes sense. Maybe. Naruto doesn't understand magic. He just figured that the whole "they're alive because of me" meant this guy was their dad.]

I guess I kinda get you even if I don't get magic.